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by jonathancg
Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:02 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Jonathan C. Gillespie releases novel, short fic collection
Replies: 4
Views: 2591

Re: Jonathan C. Gillespie releases novel, short fic collecti

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by jonathancg
Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:14 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Jonathan C. Gillespie releases novel, short fic collection
Replies: 4
Views: 2591

Jonathan C. Gillespie releases novel, short fic collection

StalinSays indicated I could post here, so muchas gracias! My name is Jonathan C. Gillespie , and I'm a two-time Drabblecast alumni from the early days. They ran my tales "Old Clara's Favorites" and "On Dasher!" way back in Episodes 65 and 95, respectively, and I also wrote the fluff\backstory for t...
by jonathancg
Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:18 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 184, 185 - Horror World 2025
Replies: 77
Views: 11168

Re: Drabblecast 185- Horror World 2025: Part II

Just wanted to drop in and tell the writers and Norm that this was a solid job. Initially the story felt a little confusing, but as it continued building I really started enjoying it. FYI, if this place existed in real life and was non-deadly to its customers, I would be first in line for a crack at...
by jonathancg
Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:09 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R3 - UDC vs. War Mer'chine vs. Mongoose vs. F Narwhal
Replies: 149
Views: 39079

Re: MB4 R3 - ??? vs. ??? vs. ???

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by jonathancg
Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:33 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 41181

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

That softens the wounds somewhat :) And I kept telling myself to jump on and vote, but I kept freakin' forgetting! Ah well, it will be fun to see how Boris does against his foes.
by jonathancg
Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:17 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 41181

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

Congratulations, Boris supporters. It will be interesting to see what a meth-addled, sword-wielding Bear can do. Chemical weapons and Russia go hand-in-hand, after all.
by jonathancg
Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:06 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 41181

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

I love you all. Seriously. One of my buddies was an XO of a tank battalion in Gulf War I. He's said before that if you watch any fight, the guys always wind up rolling around in the dirt. Basically, everything comes down to grappling. So Lamb Chops is hosed. This leaves Big Boris on Meth Worm -- and...
by jonathancg
Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:16 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 41181

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

It's about being a food item known for its tenderness. It's tenderness!

Have you ever looked at a Bear or Death Worm and thought: "Man, that'd be good in a Gyro!"

Focus, people. FOCUS.
by jonathancg
Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:03 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 41181

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

I don't get the joking about Boris and Fozzie -- yeah, both Lame Chop and Boring are based on animals that have been in puppet shoes -- that was my point. I'm a Meth Worm advocate, people. I've never seen a Meth Worm rendered cute and cudely.

Help me out here...
by jonathancg
Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:10 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 41181

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

I honestly don't understand the lamb chops angle people are taking. Strong chances?

Let me ask you this: which one of these death match critters in this round has never been used as the basis for a kids' daytime puppet-show mascot?
by jonathancg
Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:02 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 41181

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

Tommy just called. They almost had him near the AL/GA border, but he burrowed underground and got away. When they sent the dogs into the tunnel, the dogs didn't come back. One thing I'd like to point out is rednecks know how to handle farm animals. So I think lamb chop is hosed. Plus he's a little t...
by jonathancg
Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:50 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 41181

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

What about through the eye socket?

Not that it matters. I mean, with Tommy being around.
by jonathancg
Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:01 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 41181

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

I am thrilled that BMW is in this round. Being a resident of GA, I am very familiar with our neighboring state, only I never cross the line because there is nothing out there. Nothing! First of all, don't call him BMW. He hates that. He drives an 87' Chevy with a faded "No Fear" and peeing Calvin on...
by jonathancg
Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:27 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions
Replies: 117
Views: 32926

Re: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions

BIRMINGHAM METH WORM Chemical warfare will rise again. A distant cousin to the Mongolian Death Worm, this terrible beast hangs out all day in trailer parks and seedy hotel rooms, mixing up lethal combinations of noxious fumes en route to its favorite vice. Answers to "Tommy". Disowned by his family....
by jonathancg
Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:14 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions
Replies: 117
Views: 32926

Re: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions

How about a sheep that conceals a trans-dimensional plane-shifting werewolf? Oh, and that's waterproof...
by jonathancg
Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:09 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions
Replies: 117
Views: 32926

Re: R0 - Listener/Forums Mega-Beast Suggestions

YES. Mega-beast season, here we come. Allow a humble fluff writer to contribute: IMPALE-A A chrome car logo supersized and come to life. Capable of outstanding vertical and horizontal leaps, sudden maneuvering, and incredible speed. Glowing blue eyes and a mercury-like exterior blinding in direct li...
by jonathancg
Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:20 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: AND THE WINNER IS....
Replies: 29
Views: 7657

Re: AND THE WINNER IS....

The Birmingham Meth Worm
by jonathancg
Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:53 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: AND THE WINNER IS....
Replies: 29
Views: 7657

Re: AND THE WINNER IS....

So I've been so busy I haven't had the chance to get in on the smack talk. So let me condense it all in one statement: Gatorage rules. Hellcat isn't bad. PAINGUIN is hopelessly outclassed. I mean, seriously -- Morgan Freeman is going to be narrating about Velasquez' smoldering body by the time this ...
by jonathancg
Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:55 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: MB3 - R5 - The Finals
Replies: 202
Views: 30321

Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Let's get this out of the way right now: there is no way PANGUIN can win this.

Now that that's settled, let's move on.