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by zedaysi
Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:31 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Thanks for liking the last one a fortnight ago. Here's a couple I meant to post sooner: First Wave "Pull back to high ground!" I ordered as the enemy surged up the beach, singing eerily, their dorsal harpoon guns ablaze Holy Wardrobe Malfunction! "Laddered again, Superman? My utility belt is NOT you...
by zedaysi
Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:21 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 902733

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Family Time
"Grampy, have you heard of the Grandfather time travel paradox?" she whispers. I can only nod, because of the duct tape.
by zedaysi
Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:14 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 902733

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

After the Witch's zombies infected Dorothy, Scarecrow quit. Even if they found a brain, no way she'd let him have it now!
by zedaysi
Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 902733

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A long time to go

"But will they be able to cure me in the future?" "Yes Leia, my love," sobbed Han as he activated the carbonite mechanism.
by zedaysi
Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 902733

Tales of Middle-Land

A crash disrupted Sauron and Lord Foul's civil union. "Don't exchange rings!" cried a leper as hobbits surged forward.
by zedaysi
Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 902733

Fiction fracture

"I couldn't say," she asked. "Is narrative causality broken?" I replied. Afterwards we lived happily once upon a time.
by zedaysi
Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 902733

Rain forest food chain

The Predator squealed, dropped the Austrian and fled into the jungle. Tarzan ululated again and set off in hot pursuit.
by zedaysi
Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:30 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 902733

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume? :) But, you should have titled it, "Dread Locks." You're right! You can be co-author for that one. What would you call this one then? "Dogs next? No, too obvious. Humans!" said th...
by zedaysi
Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:00 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 902733

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?
by zedaysi
Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 902733

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!
by zedaysi
Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:30 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 902733

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Their love began at the beach. She was smitten despite his acne. He returned the feelings despite her missing tentacle.

Comments? Without reading 133 other pages, I'm betting this isn't original: loving-the-octopus must have been a topic around here before. And if not (slaps table), WHY NOT?!
by zedaysi
Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 902733

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

War was declared after the cloud people's peace envoy was killed by humans walking through her muttering "Damned fog!"