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by Christi
Sat May 18, 2013 9:51 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: I'll Explain It One More Time
Replies: 5
Views: 1678

Re: I'll Explain It One More Time

Jason doesn’t seem to understand that firstly his wife is un - dead – logic doesn’t apply. Secondly his wife is obviously angry and logic doesn’t apply Thirdly his wife has a serious craving for a specific and food type – logic doesn’t apply Fourthly his wife is female logic doesn’t apply. stop expl...
by Christi
Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:20 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Breast feeding Baby DOLL?!
Replies: 2
Views: 1305

Breast feeding Baby DOLL?!

http://thebreastmilkbaby.com/ "Little girls need to learn to breastfeed. Berjuan Toys, the company that has always supported the development of small children by producing interesting, engaging dolls, continues its tradition with the release of this innovative baby doll" Really!!!??? Why d...
by Christi
Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:44 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed
Replies: 38
Views: 16087

Re: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed

So then... A Horse running at the speed of light will simply disintegrate and take out its opponent at the same time! UNLESS said opponent had an indestructible skin of steel scales! That means that the necromander will disintegrate due to a lack of time to conjure and that Barricade will emerges un...
by Christi
Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:23 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 248 - The Cockroach Hat
Replies: 13
Views: 1913

Re: Drabblecast 248 - The Cockroach Hat

I really enjoyed this story, I stopped trying to understand it and just took it at face value. But I cant help thinking that I have missed an important "metafore". That I should be able to draw some sort of valuable life lesson from this. :?
by Christi
Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:31 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed
Replies: 38
Views: 16087

Re: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed

Mr D’ed is reincarnated right? Resurrected from yesterday? If Necromander kills Mr D’ed and then brings him back to life to subjugate , is he like a double dead horse?.. I like Necromanders odds, but Barricade is fast! He can dodge the spells and then take the damn lizard out. If an incantation mana...
by Christi
Sat May 12, 2012 12:39 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 241 - The Dead
Replies: 26
Views: 4857

Re: Drabblecast 241 - The Dead

Wow! A lot of references to things I don’t understand, maybe I have been away for too long. Regarding morals and abusing communicative peas, where does one draw the line on morals? If you had a choice between sending your child to war or sending a reanimated corpse instead, what would you choose? I ...
by Christi
Sat May 12, 2012 12:36 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
Replies: 81
Views: 16155

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-

I’m voting snaketopus here. Not much more to say that has not been said already...I’ve been away too long. Thing is, at some point, the LBP will get careless confident in his victory, he may forget about that garden snake, creating an opportunity for Snaketopus to get the upperhand (er...tentacle) ....
by Christi
Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:54 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Artificial Love?
Replies: 6
Views: 516

Re: Artificial Love?

Thanks Strawman, positive feedback from you is so encouraging.
YES! I do remember Sizzle – it was a good story.
That would make for a very interesting plot line. What if the waking personalities then retained the uninhibited characteristics of the dream personality??
by Christi
Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:16 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Artificial Love?
Replies: 6
Views: 516

Artificial Love?

I saw my mirror image reach out and hit my beautiful wife. She saw me; her face expressed relief, she new she was safe now. I ran for the gun I kept it my bedside drawer. I looked into his rage filled eyes. Designed as a decoy to keep me safe, it made me sick that he ended up hurting the person I lo...
by Christi
Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:56 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Lizard With a Fat Tongue
Replies: 7
Views: 646

Re: The Lizard With a Fat Tongue

I think they redid Ovid’s story in the form of “Mannequin” He was a shop assistant that fell in love with a Mannequin that magically came to life, she was a beautiful women sent to our time, by the gods of her time to find love and happiness. Another modern version would be Pretty Women. All he need...
by Christi
Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Lizard With a Fat Tongue
Replies: 7
Views: 646

Re: The Lizard With a Fat Tongue

Just you wait 'Eenry 'Iggins, just you wait,,,you'll be sorry but your tears will be too late...
by Christi
Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:38 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Issue With Time Travel
Replies: 11
Views: 851

Re: The Issue With Time Travel

Nice work Admiral! i like the twist
by Christi
Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:35 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Thinning the Herd.
Replies: 2
Views: 338

Re: Thinning the Herd.

I like!
If I were a superior alien race, I would have taken us out for Bieber!


Nothing disputes civilization like Bieber Fever
by Christi
Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:27 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]
Replies: 71
Views: 15212

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

SuckerPaunch A tyrant leech king (check out drabble news) latched onto a Bullfrog years ago, exposed to gamma radiation (or something like that) they melded, mutated and enlarged resulting in SuckerPaunch. He has moist slimy skin, oozing toxic mucus, any beast that dares bite this toad will suffer ...
by Christi
Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:05 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]
Replies: 71
Views: 15212

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

The ProMantis (SA King Protea and the Praying Mantis) Bred near SA’s nuclear power experimentation plant – things went wrong, very wrong. But hey, there was enough money for a government bribe, and this little gem was swept under the rug (big frikkin mistake!) Lures pray in with its hypnotic seducti...
by Christi
Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:02 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]
Replies: 71
Views: 15212

Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]

Hey guys, I was told you're still taking last minute suggestions and I'd like to contribute two of mine, mostly because I'm proud of myself for coming up with the names :mrgreen: Flamingoliath : A giant, 20' tall, bright pink flamingo wearing a camo jacket and hat (of course). His legs are super st...
by Christi
Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:40 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Heat 10
Replies: 27
Views: 7613

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 10

Yeah, it's sad-ish. But looking at that picture, you weren't going to get any grand-babies anyway. :wink: Yeah, he does look like he should have a weird accent. ‘Ya, you just lie still zere vile I pinch yer bottom vis my huge pinchers (not zat I need zem to make up for anyzing else zat is undersize...
by Christi
Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:38 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Heat 10
Replies: 27
Views: 7613

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 10

You know.. you send your babies out into the world, and you hope for only the best, savage victories for them... And then you see the heat your poor, poor baby was put into and you realize that your baby's not for this world for much longer lol. This particular battle scene in my head is absolute c...
by Christi
Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:51 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Heat 10
Replies: 27
Views: 7613

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 10

Nah Man!! It only eats live prey (what? That’s not in the specs?? That was just an oversight…he doesn’t eat dead meat. Okay!!) Oh, my mistake. My apologies to Norm's favorite sister! Really? Um..., where’s the blood lust and rage? This is usually where somebody logs on and tells me (in detail) just...
by Christi
Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:37 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Heat 10
Replies: 27
Views: 7613

Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 10

What about battlefield environmental contamination from chalupacabra's bacteria-infested entrails? TigerShark will be barfing them wherever he goes. Mosquitoes, maggots, bot-flies, groundwater contamination. As any military man can confirm, dysentery completely immobilizes armies. War of the Worlds...

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