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by Luca aged 7
Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:47 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 289 – The Cold Equations
Replies: 73
Views: 18787

Re: Drabblecast 289 – The Cold Equations

I did not read all comments. I see people already mentioned throwing the chair, pencil, etc. out the airlock. I actually thought they were going to amputate limbs and arrive as one-armed torsos. THAT WOULD BE COOL! But would it cut the 105 pounds? Weigh each limb after amputation. Or cut her head of...
by Luca aged 7
Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

Re: Twabbles can have titles?

Varda wrote:Odd laws are on the books because someone tried it once. So if you're going to fling piranhas, keep your pants on, please.
:D :D
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

Kids ask tough questions #3

Daddy, if a sunburn is God's way of slapping you on the back for getting too much sun, then what's a wet dream, or diarrhea?
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:27 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

Kids ask tough questions #2

Daddy, why are Helen Keller jokes inappropriate? Laughing is good for the soul and that blind deaf bitch is dead, right?
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

Actual question from a student

Professor, when am I going to use this physics stuff? I mean, when I kick somebody in the balls it hurts either way, right?
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:36 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 283 – The Man Who Drew Cats
Replies: 26
Views: 8458

Re: Drabblecast 283 – The Man Who Drew Cats

This story was awesome. I have been listening to the drabblecast for years, but rarely take the time to post. Since you were 2? Yes, I am very advanced. New Yorker fiction podcast is only monthly and is not weird enough unless it's Borges. I request some Roald Dahl. That's some weird ish. http://ww...
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:11 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

How to ruin a young boy's imagination

Gramps, do you and gramma still, you know, do it? Why yes boy, every single night like maniacs. Picture that boy! Freaky!
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I just posted two in response to all the twabbles using the double meaning of one word and resulting in a little awkward chuckle. Mine are not great or good, but I think 100 characters can go beyond a double meaning?
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

Kids ask tough questions

Daddy, why do the dogs hump each other all the time like that when Fido doesn't even have balls and Coco is a fat ugly bitch?
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:01 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

Parental advice

Don't worry son, you won't go to hell for killing a possum, but you might if you don't shut up and mow the damn lawn already!
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:55 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 273 - The Electric Ant
Replies: 39
Views: 10200

Re: Drabblecast 273 - The Electric Ant

Fantastic story, fantastic reading, and great bio info on PKD.
I went right ahead and bought an anthology and am plowing through it.
Thanks!
PKD>HPlovecraft
by Luca aged 7
Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:54 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 283 – The Man Who Drew Cats
Replies: 26
Views: 8458

Re: Drabblecast 283 – The Man Who Drew Cats

This story was awesome. I have been listening to the drabblecast for years, but rarely take the time to post.

Other feedback: please no more frank keys.
by Luca aged 7
Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

A very special Christmas

Dear Santa, these cookies are laced with LSD, mescaline, and methamphetamine. Thanks for the chemistry kit last year!
by Luca aged 7
Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

You fat red-suited freak #2

Dear Santa, if you value Rudolph's anal virginity be at the bottom of the chimney midnight December 24 for the exchange.
by Luca aged 7
Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:27 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

You fat red-suited freak.

Dear Santa, LEGOs are fun but flamethrowers are more funner so bring one this year or you will never see Mrs. Claus again.
by Luca aged 7
Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:37 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7511
Views: 858970

Christmas Wish

Dear Santa, if you don't bring the jetpack this year I will cut off your hand with the lightsaber I ended up making myself.