As a self-confessed nerd and history fan, THIS SONG IS F***ING BRILL!
You're like Weird Al Yankovich but better! (I really like the Heartache over Innsmouth song btw, especially b/c I heard it after I read went through my HPL phase and actually "got" the song")
Nice. I'd rather be able to turn things yellow than nothing at all, yeah? There should be a contest dedicated to this story. Like that one they did WAY back at the dawn of drabblecast with super-monsters-that-probably-don't-exist. Maybe in an elimination/playoff, Mongolian-death-worm-either-or-game ...
Is there an mp3 recording of it? It was inspired by the Drabble News where a kid was arrested for trying to place his order rapping at an McDonalds in Utah. It was HILARIOUS and AWESOME. I'm trying to figure out which episode I heard it on, but anyone?