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by JMiriah
Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Don't want to be his friend

dookiedan wrote:When he ironed the skin the noses were usually hard to flatten. But he was always happy to add a new friend to his face book.
A hearty fb *like* !
by JMiriah
Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:26 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He frowned at the two sexy apparitions hovering over his bed. "When I asked for 18 year old spirits, I meant single malt."
by JMiriah
Sat Jul 12, 2014 2:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Twabble censorship
Replies: 22
Views: 6942

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I thought the retracted twabble was funny, and unreliable narrator obviously meant no offense or disrespect to anyone. As a cisgender person, I completely acknowledge that I may not recognize when a joke is offensive to the transgender community. To me, part of being a TG ally means that when a tran...
by JMiriah
Tue May 20, 2014 1:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie." At first I thought this might be a reference to some Australian TV ad. I was so, so wrong. :( :? I blissfully never knew about this meme and habit and "song" (all are even mor...
by JMiriah
Wed May 14, 2014 6:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It's been a while since I visited the forums. Hopefully this one (or something like it) hasn't been done already...


At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."
by JMiriah
Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: They need asbestos nappies, too

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:They call me Boss, Sociopath, and Monster. But, my hardest job is Daddy. YOU try nursing a pack of trans-genomic demons.
Are you sure that nursing the offspring isn't the Mommy's job?
by JMiriah
Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:21 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Shopping

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:So you're saying that your wife was frigid while you were rigid? :? :)
lol, something like that.
Mostly I'm saying a supermarket might not be the best place to "thaw".
by JMiriah
Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:18 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Shopping

It's been a while since the last time I posted a twabble....


I saw my wife lean over the freezer and I had to go for it.
The blue pills are great, but we're not welcome at Kroger anymore.
by JMiriah
Wed Oct 02, 2013 3:43 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Sisters (Most Irritating Thing Ever Theme)
Replies: 3
Views: 594

Re: Sisters (Most Irritating Thing Ever Theme)

I liked this a lot. The sibling angst was dead on. There is implied back-story plus what happens next squeezed into 100 words. Well done!
by JMiriah
Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:42 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Homicidal Entendre (Simulation Theme maybe)
Replies: 9
Views: 1393

Re: Homicidal Entendre (Simulation Theme maybe)

Thanks for the comments! I like how the pumpkin works as both a phallic and a yonic symbol. ETA: I'm not making the Simulation Theme connection, but if you meant Stimulation Theme... :oops: ^_^ lol. I don't think there's a particular Halloween themed Drabblecast or B-sides, but nice to hear it might...
by JMiriah
Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Homicidal Entendre (Simulation Theme maybe)
Replies: 9
Views: 1393

Re: Homicidal Entendre (Simulation Theme maybe)

I did worry that this one might be a little inappropriate.
by JMiriah
Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:47 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Homicidal Entendre (Simulation Theme maybe)
Replies: 9
Views: 1393

Homicidal Entendre (Simulation Theme maybe)

I'm drawn by your smooth skin and perfect shape. You're new to the city, fresh and innocent. I whisper promises of melting candle wax and chocolate, and bring you home. My hands brush your ribs and caress your firm, ripe curves. I ease my tool into your welcoming flesh. Buried to the hilt, I stroke ...
by JMiriah
Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:27 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Thought of this one whilst I was mowing the grass.

"Job worth doing is worth doing well," says he.
I stroke the whetstone with a dull blade. "Next time you be executioner."
by JMiriah
Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Furries and fairies are not the same.
Shame on you and your lack of game.
While all have tails; yes it's true;
how you "pull" them depends on you.
^_^ This one is on my list of favorites
by JMiriah
Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:28 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She finally talked him into a piercing. But while she picked out the stud he wondered what Prince Albert had to do with it.
by JMiriah
Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

This is your romantic evening shopping list? Rope, latex gloves, plastic sheeting, hack saw, shovel, bleach. No wine? 100 characters is a rather large orgy. Enough to raise suspicion. This is what continues to intrigue me about Twitfic Twabbles. Exactly one hundred characters sounds so limiting, bu...
by JMiriah
Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:38 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

This is your romantic evening shopping list?
Rope, latex gloves, plastic sheeting, hack saw, shovel, bleach.
No wine?
by JMiriah
Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:16 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I’ll try the fricative and labial consonants again when I'm done masticating. But I still don't understand the clitic.

(An amusing part of learning another language is the words used to describe pronunciation.)
by JMiriah
Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:26 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Cleaned the spattered blood and thought I got away with it. But earrings and accusations lay hidden between the sheets.
by JMiriah
Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 818787

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hahaha! Thank you for the great laugh, Strawman.

Ah, gerunds, with their wicked “ing” suffix, transforming perfectly good verbs into nouns. I never thought of eating them.

Gamboling, skipping, smiting, smoking, hogging, breaking, spilling, (beloveding?) Huh... tasty.