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by suxshadows
Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:57 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile
Replies: 71
Views: 11116

Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Here's some random gems I gleaned from the round 4 deathmatch podcast...it was outstanding, as always. "so kendall, say your monkey gives my crocodile a reach around...another power my crocodile has is the power to give your monkey the biggest shock of his life..." "ham-flavored sushi...
by suxshadows
Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:19 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: MB3 - R3 - Gargantula vs Velasquez vs Unicorpse
Replies: 74
Views: 11122

Re: MB3 - R3 - Gargantula vs Velasquez vs Unicorpse

Actually, I think it's safe to say the our flightless mercenary is holding a custom weapon. You can see distinct elements of an M-16 in it (sites, scope mount), with equal amounts of AK (banana clip, oversized bolt), but also a bit of combat shotgun in the foregrip and lack of any stock. Obviously,...
by suxshadows
Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:45 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: MB3 - R3 - Gargantula vs Velasquez vs Unicorpse
Replies: 74
Views: 11122

Re: MB3 - R3 - Gargantula vs Velasquez vs Unicorpse

I think the trick would be to avoid getting goo in the barrel in the first place. Shouldn't be hard unless you're using it as a melee weapon...in which case Velasquez is in trouble anyways....
by suxshadows
Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:11 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: MB3 - R3 - Gargantula vs Velasquez vs Unicorpse
Replies: 74
Views: 11122

Re: MB3 - R3 - Gargantula vs Velasquez vs Unicorpse

True, but that's why my reconsider is based on him having a proper modern mbr like the scarh. It's been a looong time since vietnam.
by suxshadows
Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:21 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: MB3 - R3 - Gargantula vs Velasquez vs Unicorpse
Replies: 74
Views: 11122

Re: MB3 - R3 - Gargantula vs Velasquez vs Unicorpse

I guess i'm one of the mystery Gargantua supporters. It was a toss up for me cause I really like Unicorpse but Gargantua has so much going for him...webs and traps and enzymes and fricking battleaxes and crushing mandibles. I can't vote for Velasquez cause in his profile it states he has his trust[s...
by suxshadows
Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:37 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: MB3 - R1 - Skirmish (Discussion)
Replies: 64
Views: 9629

Re: Round I: Skirmish (Discussion)

Caid wrote:If there's going to be a surprise contestant, I nominate the Bearsharktopus.


Bearsharktopus is pretty terrifying...
by suxshadows
Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:07 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Fall 2009)
Topic: MB3 - R1 - Skirmish (Video Podcast)
Replies: 16
Views: 3713

Re: Round I: Skirmish (Video Podcast)

Some of my favorite quotes from the video: "What about chimpanfreak vs. your sister?" "I think they would just go off and do the freak" "...interesting mental picture there..." "thanksgiving all over again" - Exchange between Norm and "Wolf" "Th...
by suxshadows
Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:14 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Summer 2009)
Topic: Prelude
Replies: 107
Views: 10562

Can I also say, for the record, how happy I am that it's this time of year again? The MBDM is like Christmas in summer for me. Except there's less depression and disappointment.
by suxshadows
Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:10 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 3 (Summer 2009)
Topic: Prelude
Replies: 107
Views: 10562

Do they have to fictitious beasts? My first thought is The Obamanation: A grotesque fusion of weasel and vampire bat. Although small and physically weak, Obamanation has tremendous powers of persuasion. Any creature that hears his voice will be instantly persuaded of whatever Obamanation wants them...
by suxshadows
Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:24 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Hellaphant vs. Squid Vicious vs. Lucifoul vs. Evisceraptor
Replies: 103
Views: 14340

my vote

LUCIFOUL ftw Yeah, norm may hate me for this, but I just can't get over his ability to see into the future. I think that being able to observe what his opponents are going to do before they do them is fn aces. ----------------------------------------------------- the attempts to draw parallels betw...
by suxshadows
Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:09 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Hellaphant vs. Squid Vicious vs. Lucifoul vs. Evisceraptor
Replies: 103
Views: 14340

sweet, sweet nectar...
by suxshadows
Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:23 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Hadron Supercollider
Replies: 16
Views: 1389

says they won't actually be smashing anything for a month or so. we might make it to 09 before we get vaporized.
by suxshadows
Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:50 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Waiting Games
Replies: 14
Views: 2488

Evisceraptor

Blight Owl

Squid Vicious
by suxshadows
Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:37 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 079 - Low-Carb Cheesecake
Replies: 20
Views: 4561

And what kind of kitchen are they running? You gut fish, peel carrots. What kind of chef doesn’t bother to undress the pixies? The kind that can't seem to sleep at night; imagining those tiny tear-filled eyes staring up at him, pleading for him to stop as he fumbles with their teeny zippers and but...
by suxshadows
Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:13 am
Forum: Convention Archive
Topic: Pics
Replies: 9
Views: 15891

if you've ever seen the type of 'people' that attend cons, then you know what i'm talking about. We no have no cons in here in the Dutch flatlands :[ We did have very cool house parties in the 90s though! With lots of drugs and really crazy people! Ah, those were the days... Everyone I've ever met ...
by suxshadows
Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:05 am
Forum: Convention Archive
Topic: Pics
Replies: 9
Views: 15891

One question though: why is the bank robber interviewing people? that's no bank robber, that's one husky hunk of a videographer. i think he was desperately trying to avoid getting the dreaded con-plague. if you've ever seen the type of 'people' that attend cons, then you know what i'm talking about.
by suxshadows
Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:29 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Scraptor vs. Armourdillo vs. Sharkitraz vs. Pandemic
Replies: 141
Views: 17489

interesting note, the wikipedia entry on Bulettes says that it is the combination of a shark, armadillo, and snapping turtle.
by suxshadows
Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:26 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Scraptor vs. Armourdillo vs. Sharkitraz vs. Pandemic
Replies: 141
Views: 17489

tbaker2500 wrote:Lucas' Art ! Ha, thank you, good night.


thank you, you've been a lovely audience. don't forget to tip your waitresses.
by suxshadows
Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:13 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Scraptor vs. Armourdillo vs. Sharkitraz vs. Pandemic
Replies: 141
Views: 17489

i fear for my life.
by suxshadows
Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:04 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Scraptor vs. Armourdillo vs. Sharkitraz vs. Pandemic
Replies: 141
Views: 17489

all i can say is that whoever shot that video should be fired. it was terrible.

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