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by Ballistic Muffin
Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:13 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 892017

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Americans say pen is mightier zan sword. In USSR, ve test zis. Ve stab man vis sword. Zen, for ozer man, ve release ze pigs.
by Ballistic Muffin
Sat May 26, 2012 2:38 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: --cide
Replies: 5
Views: 695

Re: --cide

What hath transpired here? What hath I read?
by Ballistic Muffin
Sat May 26, 2012 2:05 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Universe Apart
Replies: 0
Views: 496

A Universe Apart

If you think space is the final frontier, you’re wrong. I’ve seen the final frontier, but I don’t really know what it was. It was just a ball of, well, something. I wouldn’t say it was alive, or even moving, but all I know is, it was big. Bigger than anything I’ve ever seen. It’s day twenty onboard ...
by Ballistic Muffin
Fri May 25, 2012 10:13 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Scientist's Revenge
Replies: 1
Views: 518

The Scientist's Revenge

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says: “I’ll have a glass of H2O.” The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wait, why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionall...
by Ballistic Muffin
Fri May 25, 2012 3:37 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Riddle Me This
Replies: 5
Views: 648

Re: Riddle Me This

strawman wrote:Who says there's a void between life and death?
There is if you believe there is, and you're only there for a trillionth of a nanosecond before death either keeps its promise or changes its mind.
by Ballistic Muffin
Fri May 25, 2012 2:41 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Riddle Me This
Replies: 5
Views: 648

Riddle Me This

You might riddle me, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" I, in turn, ask: "Who says it was a road?" And so you say, "That's how the joke goes," and I shall reply, "Who says it's a joke?" So you say something along the lines of, "Because I said so," while I reply, "Who says you said so?" to which y...