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- Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:13 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Americans say pen is mightier zan sword. In USSR, ve test zis. Ve stab man vis sword. Zen, for ozer man, ve release ze pigs.
If you think space is the final frontier, you’re wrong. I’ve seen the final frontier, but I don’t really know what it was. It was just a ball of, well, something. I wouldn’t say it was alive, or even moving, but all I know is, it was big. Bigger than anything I’ve ever seen. It’s day twenty onboard ...
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says: “I’ll have a glass of H2O.” The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wait, why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionall...
There is if you believe there is, and you're only there for a trillionth of a nanosecond before death either keeps its promise or changes its mind.strawman wrote:Who says there's a void between life and death?
You might riddle me, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" I, in turn, ask: "Who says it was a road?" And so you say, "That's how the joke goes," and I shall reply, "Who says it's a joke?" So you say something along the lines of, "Because I said so," while I reply, "Who says you said so?" to which y...