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by GreatNorthernTroll
Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:44 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7266
Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

MissBasisT wrote:He had found me close to death in the woods and gently nursed me back to health . As I screamed once more, I wished he hadn’t.



I found him in the woods, close to death. I nursed him back to health. A perfect weapon... One they already believed dead!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:16 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7266
Views: 522159

Re: Divided

clucas wrote:He was divided. Should he try and escape off of the altar,
or had the circular saw already gone in too deep for it to matter?


There was one thing for certain, though. Whichever choice he made, he'd be at least half right. Or maybe it was half left?
by GreatNorthernTroll
Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7266
Views: 522159

Re: The First Time, ain't necessarily the Best!

jonathan.frana wrote:
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!


My mental image went from a terrified student, to Jeffery Combs with that. :lol:


That's more or less what I was aiming for! :D
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7266
Views: 522159

The First Time, ain't necessarily the Best!

Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7266
Views: 522159

Who's sorry now?

I thought it was all tucked away, but when I pulled up on that zipper, something got caught! Not sure who's unluckier now!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:58 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Dear Diary

Dear Diary keeper. I'm afraid I've misled you terribly. You've succumbed to a fatal misapprehension. Im NOT a Nice man!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:11 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Would it be possible/fitting to fire whales and flower pots back at them, I wonder, before we disappear up our butt hole?

"The singularity has come, though it takes the form of a black hole fired by an alien superweapon. It was nice knowing you"
by GreatNorthernTroll
Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Here and there...

Far from London, unbothered by the Ripper, she danced down the lane. She saw an odd stone, bending closer... an eyeball!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:24 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Their eyes locked from across the smokey room. It was almost creepy. Life would never be the same for Lovecraft & Cthulu!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7266
Views: 522159

Yes, it's a tewibble, tewibble Twabble, inspired by the sizing tool...

And everyone calls me Twabble. I couldn't be a Selfy or Spam. I'm an 1/8th of an 1/8th, I'm Twabble. Twabble the 1/8th I am.

by GreatNorthernTroll
Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Cop's extensive internal investigation... Apparently, it's a shootable offense to go walking in the park at dusk.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Drinking driver drove by swerve n sway. Drinking driver drank his life away. Drinking driver drove, now on a slab he lay.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:48 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Bob poured his heart into his job as a tobacco lobbyist. So much so that when he died, the autopsy revealed he had no heart!
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:47 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

99 bottles of beer on the wall? Alright, who's the idiot that put all of that beer up there instead of in the refrigerator?
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:47 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Cat prepared to pounce. A lightning move and it's teeth closed about a sinuous neck. Then pain erupted from it's tail...
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:46 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7266
Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hadn't the car salesman claimed this car was faster than the State Police's radio? Jack decided to find out for himself.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:45 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Four BIG red eyes peered fretfully out of the closet doorway. Those horrible children were blocking it's escape route.
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:43 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Bob paused a bit before taking his first-ever bite of an apple. What if he really did find only half a worm inside of there?
by GreatNorthernTroll
Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

thoughts...

Little Billy always wished he could instantly destroy the world with his thoughts, and then one day it actually hap.... :shock:
by GreatNorthernTroll
Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:06 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 522159

Yes, i admit it. I stole this from a circa 1993 Christmas ca

Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose. Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose... And a hippo gnu year!! :mrgreen:

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