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by PhineasQP
Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:12 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Know When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
Replies: 0
Views: 54

Know When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

Joe’s initiation into one of the most infamous street gangs in the world was tonight. The beating he was about to endure from the ten senior members would be his ticket in. It was tradition. He was understandably nervous. He’d already annoyed several of them with his smart mouth. He tried not to, bu...
by PhineasQP
Thu May 29, 2014 2:20 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Grand Finale
Replies: 0
Views: 1097

Grand Finale

I grew weary of living in my youth, but refused both rope and razor; I am not so common as that. It has taken three decades and the entirety of my family fortune to plan my suicide, and the moment is finally at hand. My departure from this meaningless life will be suitably grand; a farewell befittin...
by PhineasQP
Thu May 29, 2014 2:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7257
Views: 495273

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Drac's so funny," the vampire told his pal. "Once when I was drinking, he made me laugh so hard blood shot out of my nose!"
by PhineasQP
Mon May 26, 2014 8:36 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Critter
Replies: 3
Views: 829

The Critter

Henderson returned to camp after several days' absence. He wouldn't talk about whatever ordeal he'd been through, mumbling to his companions to mind their own blasted business. He took his supper by the fire among the other prospectors, looking sickly. He'd hardly touched his vittles when he suddenl...
by PhineasQP
Mon May 26, 2014 5:34 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Deader Angels Of Our Nature
Replies: 0
Views: 928

The Deader Angels Of Our Nature

Vincent hid in darkness behind a tree in the Pruitts' back yard, watching the house, wishing the bedroom light would finally go out. He fidgeted with the rope and chipped away bark with his hunting knife as he waited. He had felt compelled to visit the unsuspecting couple for months, but had always ...
by PhineasQP
Sun May 25, 2014 1:45 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7257
Views: 495273

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

JarodKAnderson wrote:The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.


I like this one so much I want to marry it. If it'll have me.
by PhineasQP
Sun May 25, 2014 1:44 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
Replies: 0
Views: 1016

Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

It was finally being tried; a million chimpanzees sat at keyboards, pecking away hour after hour. Each chimp's random output was analyzed by computer. No one expected immediate results, and for months there was almost nothing, just the occasional word here and there—until today. This morning the com...
by PhineasQP
Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:37 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Immunity (Teenage Wasteland Theme)
Replies: 3
Views: 542

Re: Immunity

Now THAT'S a good drabble.


...Maybe you're the robot.
by PhineasQP
Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:36 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dan's Pantheon
Replies: 4
Views: 351

Re: Dan's Pantheon

That's a lot of carbs.
by PhineasQP
Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:24 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing
Replies: 16
Views: 2753

Re: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

Well crud. I guess I can't get mad that someone stole my idea before I even thought of it, can I?

They even did it way better than I did!
by PhineasQP
Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:18 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Pogo
Replies: 10
Views: 743

Re: Pogo

This one starts out in a minor key and winds up kinda Do-Re-Mi. I like it.
by PhineasQP
Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:14 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mother Knows Best
Replies: 2
Views: 250

Re: Mother Knows Best

Loved this one! Great imagery and very satisfying.
by PhineasQP
Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:12 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Life is a Joke
Replies: 12
Views: 1016

Re: Life is a Joke

Nice one! This is a lot funnier than what happened to Jon-Erik Hexum.
by PhineasQP
Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:08 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing
Replies: 16
Views: 2753

Imagination Is A Wonderful Thing

The new psychiatrist enters my cell. I refuse to speak at first, but eventually I tell of the beast that killed my parents so many years ago. It's clear he doesn't believe me. I describe the blood pooled on the floor, sprayed on the walls. It's a grisly tableau I relive each time I attempt sleep. Ye...
by PhineasQP
Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: In Which My Ego Boundaries Collapse
Replies: 10
Views: 1288

Re: In Which My Ego Boundaries Collapse

I think I just splorted.
by PhineasQP
Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:45 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Invisidisability
Replies: 1
Views: 297

Invisidisability

Sam had finally found the secret of invisibility.  Once he administered the serum he would be completely transparent.  He couldn't be sure how long the effect would last—several of the mice were still unseen three weeks later— but he simply couldn't wait. He'd dreamed of becoming an undetectable spy...
by PhineasQP
Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:23 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: AfterMath
Replies: 3
Views: 332

Re: AfterMath

I liked this one very much. I'm not a math guy.
by PhineasQP
Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:22 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Run To The Roof
Replies: 4
Views: 340

Re: Run To The Roof

A tale told so well I don't really care that I have no idea what's going on.
by PhineasQP
Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:19 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Exposed!
Replies: 16
Views: 2206

Re: Exposed!

Varda wrote: splorted


I'm totally stealing this word.

EDIT: after googling and finding the Urban Dictionary definition, I am not stealing this word.
by PhineasQP
Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:19 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Grandpapa
Replies: 1
Views: 237

Grandpapa

Mama had been weeping for days, since her father's body had been found. We buried my kindly old Grandpapa in the hard ground of the village cemetery two days ago, and I felt the sadness would never leave our hearts. Lying awake tonight I heard Mama cry aloud with wonder, then I heard her and Papa le...

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