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by JarodKAnderson
Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

While studying poetic devices in English 101, Nancy shirked work to twerk. She aced the class with her use of assonance.
by JarodKAnderson
Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:08 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The black widow spider lied her way to a job as a lifeguard. She couldn't actually swim at all, even if she was web-footed.
by JarodKAnderson
Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:32 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Outlier (Truth Seeker Theme)
Replies: 0
Views: 1412

The Outlier (Truth Seeker Theme)

Aisha didn't consider herself superstitious, but science had let her down. She had heard numerous versions of the "fact." Four a year. Ten. Twenty. But, how could anyone claim to know how many spiders a person swallows in an average year? How could they know, unless they were there? She slid the bra...
by JarodKAnderson
Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Singularity achieved, the all-being yawned a collective yawn and settled in for a billionth game of cosmic solitaire.
by JarodKAnderson
Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Don't worry ma'am. I checked the whole house," lied the fake officer. Pam nodded, but felt sure real police wore shoes.
by JarodKAnderson
Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:18 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"We'll make it," lied our guide. The horizon's jaws loomed beyond the red hill, light fading behind mountainous teeth.
by JarodKAnderson
Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:Ever since Jarod was a tot, he made awful jokes that made people groan. His parents referred to him as their little cereal punster.
I guess they should have pun-ished me.
by JarodKAnderson
Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The lamprey army did not mourn for their fallen comrades. "After all," they said, "there's a sucker born every minute."
by JarodKAnderson
Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Wolfman lawyer knew the contract wouldn't hold up as written. Luckily he had just the right clause to correct the issue.
by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 23, 2014 11:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Genesius wrote:"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.
I have a favorite drink named after that bug... :)

Nice one.
by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 23, 2014 11:03 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

In desperation, the balrog rolled a little silver ball at Gandalf. It was futile. Mithrandir was also a pinball wizard.
by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 23, 2014 10:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

After her husband's death the widow Pacman struggled. Pursued by the specters of her former life, she ate her feelings.
by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 23, 2014 10:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"But, I have a crab claw where my tongue should be. How can you love me?" asked Ed. "Well," said Sue, "you'll do in a pinch."
by JarodKAnderson
Wed May 21, 2014 3:42 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My apartment may be strewn with panda limbs, but just let somebody try and take them from me. I have the right to bear arms.
by JarodKAnderson
Wed May 21, 2014 3:39 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I was terrified when I heard a Pterodactyl urinating on the roof. Relieved, I remembered Pterodactyls have silent P's.
by JarodKAnderson
Mon May 19, 2014 7:31 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - B Sides
Topic: Bsides 46 – The Hodag
Replies: 7
Views: 2784

Re: Bsides 46 – The Hodag

I liked this one so much I had to send the author a fan note (and he sent me a nice reply and had good things to say about the Drabblecast). What a cool story.
by JarodKAnderson
Mon May 19, 2014 6:28 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

For my last wish, I meant to ask the genie for those tiny cinnamon rolls I like. I guess "cenobites" wasn't the right word.
by JarodKAnderson
Sun May 18, 2014 7:12 am
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Cast of Wonders
Replies: 0
Views: 1799

Cast of Wonders

Hey gang,

Check out my short story "The Clasp" on the current episode of Cast of Wonders.

http://www.castofwonders.org/2014/05/ep ... -anderson/
by JarodKAnderson
Sun May 18, 2014 6:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.
by JarodKAnderson
Fri May 16, 2014 6:59 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7299
Views: 661912

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.
Nice. Very evocative.