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by kentblue82
Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Something to Prove
Replies: 12
Views: 1868

Re: Something to Prove

Is it too late to go with the whole lock jaw thing?
by kentblue82
Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

pondspider wrote:
kentblue82 wrote:News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.
The Twabbling in you, strong it is. Hmmmm.

Do I detect a running theme? :?
:D
by kentblue82
Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.
by kentblue82
Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Something to Prove
Replies: 12
Views: 1868

Re: Something to Prove

Thanks!
by kentblue82
Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:47 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Something to Prove
Replies: 12
Views: 1868

Something to Prove

They began laughing the moment he came through the door. Insults, taunts, and obscenities followed him as he limped across the room. He found an empty chair and fell into it, exhausted from navigating the crowd. Surveying the other competitors, he figured he was the oldest by twenty years. He smiled...
by kentblue82
Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Return Favor (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
Replies: 3
Views: 1081

Re: Return Favor (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

I'm tempted to go with "The Asshole Always Knocks At An Inconvenient Hour". :)
by kentblue82
Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Return Favor (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
Replies: 3
Views: 1081

Return Favor (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

“Thanks, man, I owe you one,” I said to the man who had held the door open for me while my hands had been too full to open it myself. It was a phrase spoken only to acknowledge the good deed. No response necessary. But with an unnatural smile spreading across his face, the man had responded: "You ce...
by kentblue82
Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Re: Epic Pary, bro.

pondspider wrote: I'd always assumed Cthulhu and his pals resided in another dimension of space-time where little details like planets were irrelevant. Live and learn. :)
Yep, the horror is always closer than you thought. :D
by kentblue82
Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:14 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)
Replies: 5
Views: 1251

Just a Good Dude? (Category: The Asshole Samaritan)

“Seeing as you are new around here, let me give you a piece of advice: stay away from Gary. He’s one of them Samaritan types. Always with the ‘bless you’ and ‘hey, let me get that door for ya’ and ‘going on a lunch run, who wants Taco Bell?’. Geez, you can’t even walk by the guy without ‘im trying t...
by kentblue82
Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:19 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Epic Pary, bro.

"Epic party, bro," the Mi-Go slurred and passed out. Dave smiled; he wasn't called the Fun Guy From Yuggoth for nothing.
by kentblue82
Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As Qoxurth wiped the excrement off his probe, Dr. Zenarth stepped out from behind the partition and laughed.

"Gotcha!"
by kentblue82
Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

“Oh, dear. That’s your anus?” The alien was clearly shocked. “Our scientists said that is where your brain is located.”
by kentblue82
Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Yesterday, I opened a Magic 8 Ball and drank the liquid inside. Today, I am on my death bed. I should have seen this coming.
by kentblue82
Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:52 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Call From My Future Self: A Drabble Conversation
Replies: 2
Views: 473

Re: A Call From My Future Self: A Drabble Conversation

gunsofchekhovia wrote:A time travel tale about time shifting. It's so beautifully mundane, it doesn't know it's beautiful, and that's what makes it beautiful.

Shit.
:lol: That's funny!
by kentblue82
Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:20 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Call From My Future Self: A Drabble Conversation
Replies: 2
Views: 473

A Call From My Future Self: A Drabble Conversation

*ring ring* “Hello?” “Hey, you answered!” “Who’s this?” “It’s…uh…it’s you.” “What?” “Yeah, it’s weird, I know. But, I am you. Or rather, you an hour from now. Or from then; I don’t know, time travel is confusing.” “I’m gonna hang up now.” “No, wait. I can prove it.” “Ok?” “You secretly love One Dire...
by kentblue82
Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"He...he ran amok in me," I told the judge.

"I did no such thing!" the werewolf yelled from his seat across the courtroom.
by kentblue82
Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Spindaddy wrote:Finally I asked "So what do the crop circles mean?" The alien smiled "Well you know how humans draw penises everywhere?"
Nice!
by kentblue82
Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:48 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7552
Views: 883253

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Spindaddy wrote:This was hilarious! More so since recently a friend posted a cartoon about using the portal gun to autofelate oneself.
Hahaha!