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by Bejami
Thu Aug 18, 2016 5:37 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Sweet Dreams, Cinderella
Replies: 0
Views: 6401

Sweet Dreams, Cinderella

Just the thought of the prince dancing with her made Cinderella light-headed. “I could stay like this for the rest of my life,” she thought. The ball gown, the horse carriage, the glass slippers, the entire wonderful evening fading out at the stroke of midnight. The final glimmers of her fairy godmo...
by Bejami
Wed May 27, 2015 4:39 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hey soul, do the right thing, leave that body behind.
Hey soul, do the wight thing, stick around and haunt the graveyard.
by Bejami
Tue May 19, 2015 5:22 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It cannot be repeated too often: Never ever shake your baby. Everyone should know by now that they taste better as malts.
by Bejami
Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:43 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Pestilent Friend
Replies: 0
Views: 1340

A Pestilent Friend

The infant giggled, reaching his hand toward the rat before hesitating. Nibbling on crumbs, the rat was close enough to touch, but he remembered being bit the last time. His parents had not answered his cries. They remained asleep, eyes cold, staring. The boy would soon get hungry. He would regret t...
by Bejami
Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The Milky Way Galactic Council to Find Meaning recognized the transmission as Earth's contribution: the Hokey Pokey.
by Bejami
Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

unreliable narrator wrote:Sometimes I wonder about the decisions I've made... particularly today, when the police arrived to dig up my basement.
I was happy to comply with the police warrant to tear up the floor boards. It said nothing about uprooting my rose bushes.
by Bejami
Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:10 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I wouldn't say I'm crazy. I would just marbled carpentry-algorithms descendant monopoly interviewing maple donuts!
by Bejami
Thu Sep 25, 2014 12:12 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I wonder if I could pick your brain-"
"sure,"
"...out of a line up," he said after, placing the pink mass with the others.
by Bejami
Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I'm seeing a lot of "lost dog" posters around town.
My wife says I've been sleep-walking.
I hope those aren't connected.
by Bejami
Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It's still legal to shoot cattle rustlers in Idaho, and my wallet's genuine cow hide so...what are these charges about?
by Bejami
Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:43 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Magneto Checks Out (Superhero Stressers)
Replies: 7
Views: 1607

Re: Magneto Checks Out (Superhero Stressers)

Problem solved?
by Bejami
Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Magneto Checks Out (Superhero Stressers)
Replies: 7
Views: 1607

Magneto Checks Out (Superhero Stressers)

“That'll be $514.73,” the checkout attendant says. “You must be throwing a heck of a party.” “It takes a lot to feed my army,” Magneto responds, pulling out six $100 bills. The checker starts to laugh at what she assumes was a joke, until she sees the cash. “Uhm, so we don't, I mean, I can't really....
by Bejami
Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:37 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Her husband on the bathroom floor, the chemist remembered why she shouldn't bring her work home-looks like mouth wash.
by Bejami
Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Special Delivery (Ghost Stories)
Replies: 0
Views: 1350

Special Delivery (Ghost Stories)

At 8 months, the camping trip was a risk. One more adventure before their lives changed forever. She went into labor three miles up Wayfarer's Ridge. Screaming down the highway, she cried, “We're not gonna make it!” He spied a family physician's office on the edge of a small town. “Haven't done one ...
by Bejami
Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:30 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The zombie with sore teeth told his friends the Prophet's words. They replied, "Don't take hearts. They are too chewy."
by Bejami
Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

A zombie with sore teeth sought the Undead Prophet, and he spoke these words, "Take heart. There will come soft brains."
by Bejami
Mon May 26, 2014 10:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The android proudly buttoned his tour guide uniform. His creators had hoped for better, but he passed the touring test.
by Bejami
Mon May 26, 2014 10:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Cinderella looked out across the water. Her attendance at tonight's island gala was dependent on her ferry godmother.
by Bejami
Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:05 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Bejami wrote:I was excited to start working as a line cook until I realized that the restaurant's specialty was actually barbequeue.
That's a groaner. :)

Main dish is "Aw shish kabob"? :P

I believe their best seller is actually the Oh Geezburger
by Bejami
Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7301
Views: 666943

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I was excited to start working as a line cook until I realized that the restaurant's specialty was actually barbequeue.