hahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahah
aahhh hahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
hhaha
ha... ha... heh... hmmm....
aaaahhhh hahahahahhahahahaha.
Thank you. I enjoyed this.
Search found 23 matches
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:08 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Dear Mr. President
- Replies: 2
- Views: 893
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:41 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: All He Asked Was If Clyde Knew What Happened to His Lawnmowe
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1150
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:34 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Simulacrum (Simulations) I guess
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1470
Re: Simulacrum (Simulations) I guess
I can still manage to force myself to dream about just about anything. I'm not, by any means, a lucid dreamer. Hell, I have trouble believing that's even possible. But, if I think about something and focus on it as I drift to sleep, I apparently continue to focus on it throughout the night. On a com...
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:22 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: All He Asked Was If Clyde Knew What Happened to His Lawnmowe
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1150
Re: All He Asked Was If Clyde Knew What Happened to His Lawn
This drabble is horrible... and AWESOME!
There's nothing I'm inter... never mind it's AWESOME!
It doesn't do... nope its AWESOME!
My brain hurts.
I really enjoyed this drabble and the reread. And the re-re-read. ...but I have no idea why.
There's nothing I'm inter... never mind it's AWESOME!
It doesn't do... nope its AWESOME!
My brain hurts.
I really enjoyed this drabble and the reread. And the re-re-read. ...but I have no idea why.
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:56 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Dragon Seed
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1094
Re: Dragon Seed
Let's just hope the old man up the hill wasn't handing any of this stuff out last night to the wee little dragons... Great DrabblePoem, Phyx! Thanks! It wasn't supposed to be a poem. It just happened. When I noticed it, I just reformatted, shifted some words around, and reworded a couple things. Al...
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:48 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Simulacrum (Simulations) I guess
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1470
Re: Simulacrum (Simulations) I guess
Thank you for the input. I agree with both suggestions. I suppose I should take a minute and edit sometimes, before posting, rather than just trusting that I can ramble off 100 words and call it good. As far as your question, the 'switch' turns on the light. I was envisioning a sad man, consistently...
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:58 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Big Picture In Picture (Bourne Identity Crisis)
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1193
Re: The Big Picture In Picture (Bourne Identity Crisis)
Does it come with internet access?
I don't care much for much television, but free brain-internet... yeah.
I don't care much for much television, but free brain-internet... yeah.
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:46 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Simulacrum (Simulations) I guess
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1470
Simulacrum (Simulations) I guess
“I’m sorry. I truly am. It’s just not working out,” Nynyan said, choking back the tears that were welling up in his eyes. He thought about the time he put into her... the labor... the training. “...but I’ve done everything you’ve asked of me. I have given you everything: physically... emotionally......
- Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:07 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Dragon Seed
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1094
Dragon Seed
There’s an old man up the hill that sells a happy, little pill. Dragon’s seed, they call the ride, that makes you feel STRONG inside. “You’ll see the colors and the light. Experience the gift of flight! It will open up your eyes to ecstasy between your thighs. The highest cloud in the sky, an advent...
- Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:39 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Wood Nymph Conundrum
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2318
Re: Wood Nymph Conundrum
Another evening passed as a troll –ugly even for his species—growled at his assignment. He’d always grumbled at guarding that bridge, but secretly loved his station amongst the Sprites and Fae, the Drow and Dryad. Each day he stood vigilant, riddles in hand. His heart would race as he considered the...
Re: Jailbreak
Wow. This little drabble could effortlessly spawn a heated debate. That being said, I shall opt to hold my tongue... for this is the type of debate in which I find myself either angering the people around me or vigorously bashing my head against the hardest surface available with vehement frustratio...
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:53 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Recess on the Moon (Most Irritating Thing Ever Theme)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1408
Re: Recess on the Moon (Most Irritating Thing Ever Theme)
The joke is on everyone else. A full school-year of that and her calves will be made of obsidian.
She's getting the best workout of all of them.
She's getting the best workout of all of them.
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:50 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Does Not Kill Us (Endangered Species theme)
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1403
Re: Does Not Kill Us (Journal theme)
Is anyone else hungry?
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:32 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: To Feast on an Endangered Species
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1246
To Feast on an Endangered Species
“Come in, my good man! The feast will be prepared soon. Follow me this way and I shall lead you to your private room.” Feast on an endangered species, what a sales pitch. I just couldn’t help myself. “Sit in here, Sir and I will ring up your order.” Ring up? I paid ten grand at the door. Why isn’t i...
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:09 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Horizontal Mamba
- Replies: 12
- Views: 4194
Re: The Horizontal Mamba
Jacobson's organ does sorta sound like something the girls might talk about around the pool at the country club. But no, turns out its the organ in reptiles that makes them acutely sensitive to scents. Which is why, if you get one of those pheromone sprays to turn on your woman, the snakes will get...
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:05 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: moral test subject (simulation)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2186
Re: moral test subject (simulation)
Kyle XY fan, I presume.
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:02 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Final Fantasy
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1419
Re: Final Fantasy
...truer words rarely spoken.strawman wrote:Maybe the only balance is to judge only yourself.
Practicing love and forgiveness makes miracles.
The biggest miracle of all being what it does to you.
Look around and see where this world of judgement has gotten us.
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:58 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Horizontal Mamba
- Replies: 12
- Views: 4194
Re: The Horizontal Mamba
I'm afraid I don't get it, Pants.
Could you please, in graphic detail, explain?
Thank you.
Could you please, in graphic detail, explain?
Thank you.
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:46 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Igor's Revenge
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3193
Re: Igor's Revenge
I really like this...
I'm probably too new to be rolling out a welcome mat, but welcome!
I'm probably too new to be rolling out a welcome mat, but welcome!
- Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:39 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: honor (journal -ish)
- Replies: 2
- Views: 664
honor (journal -ish)
There are times when the power of word is the best option; and other times –the sword. Dishonor: a word I do not take lightly, nor do I suffer the dishonored. Yet sometimes the line is crossed with naught but noble intent. Can a man truly strive for honor and still fall neck-deep in tar, wading thro...