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by J_Kyle
Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1181637

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote: This is classic.
An actual good poem with a solid perverse twist.
My highest rating.
Huzzah, I'm special!
by J_Kyle
Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:08 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1181637

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hmmm. Putting the romance in necromancer, eh? She caught my eye and my throat when she caught my fancy. And then my soul she "underwrote", my dread, sweet Necro-Nancy. Are we going there? Because we can go there... :lol: I thought I'd be in heaven when, I saw her widening mouth, A crunch, a blindin...
by J_Kyle
Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:43 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1181637

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Powdered bones and lichyard moss,
Embalming fluids, too.
Forget your little boys and girls,
I’m making something new.
by J_Kyle
Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:40 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Laramidian Sunset, Circa 66 MYA (Hopeless Romantic Prompt)
Replies: 0
Views: 1412

Laramidian Sunset, Circa 66 MYA (Hopeless Romantic Prompt)

T’Saurrag trudged across the plains, weary and starving. His tail, once feathered and beautiful, dragged behind him. His powerful legs trembled beneath his weight. And for what? Dreams and prayers? Lonely nights with his forelimbs stretched skyward? He had grown no wings, sprouted no new feathers. T...
by J_Kyle
Tue Nov 05, 2013 1:29 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Last General
Replies: 8
Views: 2201

Re: The Last General

Awesome story, and awesome news for your friend!
by J_Kyle
Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:16 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1181637

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"God lives in us!" cried the vicar.
Golden script lit the sky: Actually, I'm only in one of you! Good luck!
The hunt began.
by J_Kyle
Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:05 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Operation Blackbird (Bourne Identity Crisis)
Replies: 3
Views: 1016

Re: Operation Blackbird (Bourne Identity Crisis)

Thanks! :D

I scrabbled it together last night on the metro and posted it when I got home. Aaaand I actually just realized I spelled the title wrong (should be Operation Blackbird). Fixed now!

I guess that's what I get for submitting things bleary-eyed and sick at one in the morning. :roll:
by J_Kyle
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:45 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Operation Blackbird (Bourne Identity Crisis)
Replies: 3
Views: 1016

Operation Blackbird (Bourne Identity Crisis)

The Joint Chiefs of Staff sat around the conference table, brass gleaming. Opposite them, Dr. Rothchild sweated rivers. “Remind us, Doctor, how a weapon that can learn does us any good – when we can't control its curriculum .” “That's, umm... a very good-” General Sellig leaned forward. “Bring that ...
by J_Kyle
Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:50 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1181637

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The food replicator was great when we bought it, but it made less and less every time.

Both hungry, we shared a raspberry.
by J_Kyle
Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:54 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1181637

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hello, everyone! First post here. Saw the format and had to give it a go:



It only takes a tablespoon of water to drown, say, a cheating spouse. And it takes even less if you're married to a cyborg.