"Stanley, I wish you would please stop looking up that girl's dress!"
"Am not"
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- Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:39 pm
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- Sun May 17, 2015 2:09 am
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Toot
Does a Twabble have to be funny? It is a question that lies at the soul of every question and in the answer but one tiny fart.
- Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:14 pm
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a note from Alan... if he were alive today...
My name is Alan Turing. I have broken a tooth, on a watch inside in my apple and appear to be fucking overdosing on Lithium.
- Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:00 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
...It can not be... I claim the one time 'Twabble character payload dispensation" for extremely bad poetry. :oops: Denied! I ... Uh, plenty of us... have proven that you can write extremely bad poetry and still meet the character requirements. MitD, procumbent and ashamed his emotional storm roils....
- Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:05 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Drew did this
was he taking a piss
with animals, sticks and brains.
It can not be
he went three for three
in his presence, so much we gain!
I claim the one time 'Twabble character payload dispensation" for extremely bad poetry.
was he taking a piss
with animals, sticks and brains.
It can not be
he went three for three
in his presence, so much we gain!
I claim the one time 'Twabble character payload dispensation" for extremely bad poetry.
- Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:13 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
groomporter wrote:He heard voices in his hard drive's white noise, and shivered in the cold after the furnace fan told him what he must to do.
Both MitD and Stanley think this is a winner! Character choice of 'Furnace Fan' versus say 'Mr. Power Supply Fan' is brilliant!
- Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:54 pm
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Console Dreams Series(3)
The arrow flew, a kill shot. The Dragon, flailed and crashed to the ground. Pity, she had room for neither bones nor soul.
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- Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:46 pm
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Console Dreams Series(2)
The beast's body lay draped across the wreckage. Branded on the shoulder of it's upper limb the word 'Boss'. She smiled.
- Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:17 pm
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Console Dreams Series(1)
She fell from the maze, failing as her husband had failed before her. She could not escape, there were just too many dots.
- Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:38 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The Pizza had expired, but I must keep coding. My knuckles ached, but the code was the key. If only she would open her eyes.
- Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:57 pm
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Re: From the Realm of Relationships (4)
Electrons moving in a magnetic field exhibit strange quantum behaviour is this the reason I have sired seven children. No, it's because that bloke in the pub who said you can reuse a condom if you turn it inside out, LIED! :twisted: No, Quantum mechanics refers to 'shooting nothing but bullets'. BT...
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:40 am
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Just wondering....
Is there a correlation between; Quantum behavior, espresso consumption, the need to be loved and the 100 char payload?
( I am so ashamed..abandoned my heritage and used the American spelling of 'behaviour' just to make payload)
( I am so ashamed..abandoned my heritage and used the American spelling of 'behaviour' just to make payload)
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:23 am
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From the Realm of Relationships (4)
Electrons moving in a magnetic field exhibit strange quantum behaviour is this the reason I have sired seven children.
- Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:11 am
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From the Realm of Relationships (3)
I placed my entangled selves at opposite ends of the universe and sure enough my loves cruel words broke both our hearts.
- Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:36 am
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"But it's oozing, and I have a date tomorrow." "It will get infected if you squeeze it." Today CO 2 reached record levels. I must confess that this one eludes me. Is there a recent bit of news or story this refers to? Think of a teen age entity the size of a Solar System who develops earth sized zi...
- Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:28 am
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From the Realm of Relationships (2)
If I am in an entangled state, and I want to desperately avoid any non-locality behaviour should I initiate the breakup.
- Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:17 am
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From the Realm of Relationships
Since there exist entangled states which do not involve non-locality behaviour. Must I continue to pay my wife alimony
- Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:05 am
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Re: From the Devil's encyclopedia:
Cain, the original badass, slew Abel, his only sibling. If only their mom had stopped asking them about grandchildren… Historical note: Seth was born after the murder. Any others were born a while after that. I think if they just stopped talking about begatting(sp?) and simply accept that getting l...
- Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:41 am
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"But it's oozing, and I have a date tomorrow."
"It will get infected if you squeeze it."
Today CO2 reached record levels.
"It will get infected if you squeeze it."
Today CO2 reached record levels.
- Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:58 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I just couldn't resist...
The grading of Algernon's Complex Number exercises ended prematurely. The teacher lacked the required imagination.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I tried to tutor Jedd in higher math, but Complex Numbers were just too complex for him. "That shit ain't real," he'd say.