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by Darnoc
Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:02 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921101

Re: Coin Purse?

Spindaddy wrote:Mary gasped and Steve blushed. There in Maria's open purse lay a shriveled bloody mass. "See? His balls are in my purse."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Darnoc
Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:10 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The 7th of December [Making the Grade theme]
Replies: 8
Views: 1959

Re: The 7th of December [Making the Grade theme]

I like it \m/
by Darnoc
Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:25 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Acrostic Twabble Challenge
Replies: 58
Views: 19389

Re: Acrostic Twabble Challenge

strawman wrote:Grammatical issues. Delete one comma, add two periods, subtract one character...and Larry's mother will already be dead next October if Larry kills her.
I guess that I should have had you write it for me.
by Darnoc
Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921101

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it. But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off. Darnoc, that is hilarious! I am seriously laughing out loud at that! :D But seriously, tying a double knot in a ureter is ...
by Darnoc
Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921101

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.
But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.
by Darnoc
Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:44 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Convicts
Replies: 5
Views: 1344

Re: Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Convicts

I like it .
by Darnoc
Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:31 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Acrostic Twabble Challenge
Replies: 58
Views: 19389

Re: Acrostic Twabble Challenge

Al bakes Charlie's detached ears following grannies hallowed instructions, James kills Larry's mother next October
by Darnoc
Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:10 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921101

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Varda wrote:
Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged the severed fingers on the tabletop.
Mmmm... finger-licking good! ;)
I like it
by Darnoc
Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:06 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Chicken+Fake Tail=Dinosaur Strut
Replies: 2
Views: 1988

Re: Chicken+Fake Tail=Dinosaur Strut

But chicken with a corndog in its butt... Mmmm, tasty...[/quote]
A chickdoggen?
by Darnoc
Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921101

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Kbilly wrote:Connor ran as the pup dripped pee, its little wagging tail sending it everywhere! It’s hard to housebreak a chupacabra.
Haha yes the goat suckers are a stubborn breed.
by Darnoc
Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:21 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921101

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Some say that Jesus was a hippie with the long hair and sandals.
I don't know if he smoked pot , I do know that his dad grows it
by Darnoc
Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921101

Re: With the daisies

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said he loved me and he planted Flowers in my name.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.
Very nice
by Darnoc
Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 921101

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I can smell it ,almost taste it, oh how I want it. There it is, Victor holds the prize. Cheese! Cheese! Snap! Squeak! Trap!
by Darnoc
Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:15 am
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner
Replies: 2239
Views: 258620

The Munchies.

I wish I had a chicken sandwich, one of my very own. I would eat every bite of it even beak and bone. I may even cook it, delicous till the last bite. I may fix another one the taste is out of sight . The feathers dont bother me much the juices run down my chin. almost finished now with this one, I ...