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My wife complains if I post too much on Internet forums. I'm so thin-skinned. She gets tired of wiping blood off the keys.

Whoops! I confused philly with filly. I don't care where it's from. I want my big Centaurita sandwich now! Diet soda too!

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.

NICE!

Female centaurs are rare because they're all used for filly cheesesteaks. The name has mislead many a hungry customer.

Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.

Hi! Thank you. It feels good to be here! It's like everything I do is 100 characters now. I hope this isn't a weird disease.

The cursor blinked. The dairy farmer thought of tomorrow. He wanted good posts. Otherwise the fences would be crooked.