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by Winterstein182
Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:45 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 908111

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My wife complains if I post too much on Internet forums. I'm so thin-skinned. She gets tired of wiping blood off the keys.
by Winterstein182
Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:37 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 908111

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Whoops! I confused philly with filly. I don't care where it's from. I want my big Centaurita sandwich now! Diet soda too!
by Winterstein182
Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 908111

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.
NICE!
by Winterstein182
Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:51 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 908111

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Female centaurs are rare because they're all used for filly cheesesteaks. The name has mislead many a hungry customer.
by Winterstein182
Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:06 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 908111

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.
by Winterstein182
Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 908111

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hi! Thank you. It feels good to be here! It's like everything I do is 100 characters now. I hope this isn't a weird disease.
by Winterstein182
Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:12 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 908111

Farmer Struggles With Social Media

The cursor blinked. The dairy farmer thought of tomorrow. He wanted good posts. Otherwise the fences would be crooked.