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by oneadem
Tue May 20, 2014 7:20 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mon Dieu! (Category: Truth Seeker)
Replies: 0
Views: 1903

Mon Dieu! (Category: Truth Seeker)

Adrien arranged the contents of the leather pouch carefully on the linen cloth. Their owner's body appeared remarkably well preserved, as were the scores of bound volumes arranged inside the crypt. We'd been the only ones allowed access after French officials ceremoniously broke the seal. We'd see t...
by oneadem
Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Papers (Theme: Hopeless Romantic)
Replies: 0
Views: 1629

Papers (Theme: Hopeless Romantic)

"Have a seat." The tall man motioned his employee toward the plastic lawn chair. "I prefer to stand. What's this about? Why'd you call me all the way out to your cabin?" "Have it your way, Stillwell. I'm taking your wife." The bank chairman raised his Luger P08 and fired a single shot into Stillwell...
by oneadem
Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:10 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7861
Views: 1424036

Captain Twabble

Captain Twabble, super hero of few words, helped 100 characters to escape the circuitous clutches of Dr. Superfluity.
by oneadem
Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7861
Views: 1424036

Reboot

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I stared, nonplussed. Thus, our association ended.
by oneadem
Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:14 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7861
Views: 1424036

Watching

Cockroaches ate him alive, swarming, an oily mass preening afterward, eggs laid, fertilized, beside my mounting pin.
by oneadem
Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7861
Views: 1424036

The Switch

Sparks and dimming lights ended eight years on death row as the dyslexic jailer realized 6 and 9 had switched positions.
by oneadem
Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: World-Class '99 Ford Escort Wagon (theme: hopeless romantic)
Replies: 0
Views: 1586

World-Class '99 Ford Escort Wagon (theme: hopeless romantic)

The garage door groaned shut on his dream to completely restore his world-class 1999 Ford Escort station wagon. He'd gotten 310k miles on his '96 wagon, 260k on his '99 sedan; now his low-rust '99 wagon, 1-1/2 years on rebuilt engine and trams, resembled a blue Gremlin, courtesy the cell phone junki...
by oneadem
Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:59 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Smart Boys (Category: Retirement)
Replies: 0
Views: 1502

Smart Boys (Category: Retirement)

The millenial playbook for jumping a car involves dialing daddy and waiting over a cold micro brew. These two, the two the company hired for a combined salary far less than I'd been making, get points for knowing a jump is what they needed and for knowing positive from negative on at least one of th...
by oneadem
Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7861
Views: 1424036

Living in Tango

They made love, until they hated each other; they hated each other, until they made love again, forever living in tango.
by oneadem
Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:43 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Allister That Glitters...
Replies: 0
Views: 1328

Allister That Glitters...

"Why are they in my basement?" "Where the hell else was I...?" Allister herded the tiny creatures into the corner. "Somewhere else!" "But..." "But nothing! They ate my dog!" The creature with the largest eye burped. "Did I tell you they make gold?" "Gold? What about my dog?" Allister pointed toward ...
by oneadem
Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7861
Views: 1424036

Twabmentia

Although Alan's twabmentia had consumed 99 others in short order, he felt compelled to sacrifice one final character. ------------------------------ (Gang: please note that I had initially pasted in the wrong version. This explains any comments about word shortage. Here is what I had originally post...
by oneadem
Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:11 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Suitable Plan (Child's Play theme)
Replies: 0
Views: 1353

The Suitable Plan (Child's Play theme)

They'd planned all summer long--Eddie watching the door, Bobby making sure the girls were showering, Ralphie scouting the pool manager, Alejandro awaiting the signals. As the three whistles echoed through the pool house, Alejandro zoomed in and out of the girl's locker room in 45 seconds. Beat his r...
by oneadem
Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7861
Views: 1424036

Perpetual War

The war began with the shriek of rockets, then ended years hence so quietly that no one even noticed, and so it continued.