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by AbscessMinded
Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:31 pm
Forum: Cat with Blue Fur contest
Topic: "The Last Stand" Rules violation
Replies: 5
Views: 2422

Re: "The Last Stand" Rules violation

How would I be "walking away" with anything? That pun took a lot of time to come up with, I'll have you know!

Also, I didn't expect drabblecast listeners to be upset with bending the rules, if it's still in the true spirit (which it pretty clearly is).

But I lost, so shows how much I know. :Shrug:
by AbscessMinded
Fri Sep 12, 2014 3:03 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

To combat the thieves, rapist, and child killers,
I teach the kids to use the buddy system.
That way they won't die alone.
by AbscessMinded
Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The van was hot and the passenger seat smelled funny,
but I had it better than the pony stuck in the back with all the candy.
by AbscessMinded
Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

You can't take it with you?
Um, okay, go tell that to Anubis and the pile of treasure I'm literally buried in. #egyptstyle
by AbscessMinded
Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:30 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Put your game faces on!"
The team groaned.
They wouldn't make such a stink if coach would just get them some fresh faces.
by AbscessMinded
Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:30 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I can't stand how the wife says, "Give me a minute to put on my face."
and an hour later she's still on the epidermis!
Women.
by AbscessMinded
Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I kissed my lover's lips, softly.
She parted them, giving me a toothy grin.
The only problem was I hadn't kissed her face.

We're all adults here, right?...Right?
by AbscessMinded
Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I'm resubmitting this one for inclusion next week (is that even a thing?) As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!" and adding this one: He knew it was what was on the inside that counted, but restless in bed, he couldn't...
by AbscessMinded
Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:19 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

This is actually super fun, i should get a twitter.

I didn't mean to unleash the end times,I just wanted to awaken the forsaken elder gods, but when it rains it pours. Blood.
by AbscessMinded
Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:02 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

One more, this one is really my introduction post (hey everybody!) and really sums up what I'm all about.

The pus would clog up his veins and muck up the machinery,
but you know what they say: abscess makes the heart grow fonder.
by AbscessMinded
Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:54 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I don't know if I am allowed to post more than one, but here goes

As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"
by AbscessMinded
Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 895443

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Her body changed, but anything for the baby.
She'd skip the maternity clothes; can't see much through the mucus anyway.