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by isfullofcrap
Sun Nov 18, 2018 3:50 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Tinsel
Replies: 1
Views: 476

Tinsel

Tinsel was an elf. He made toys at the North Pole. Elves are supposed to be happy all of the time. Tinsel wasn't. He didn't like making toys. He wanted to be an architect. "There's a lot you can do with snow and ice," he said, pulling out some blueprints. Santa signed the order to have Tinsel sent t...
by isfullofcrap
Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:51 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Deck the Hells (Holiday Stories Theme)
Replies: 14
Views: 1622

Re: Deck the Hells (Holiday Stories Theme)

NICE! HAHAHA!
by isfullofcrap
Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:43 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Elephescalator
Replies: 2
Views: 455

Elephescalator

The escalator was invented long before there was an electric motor capable of powering it. Elephants were used to power the demonstration models, but nobody wanted a basement filled with those things. They're big, smelly, and expensive to feed. Plus, elephant poop. This made the escalator a really h...
by isfullofcrap
Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:57 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Toys
Replies: 2
Views: 422

Toys

A blanket was inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame. Yes, into the Toy Hall of Fame. Yes, a blanket is a toy. I've put a blanket over myself and played with the cats that way. And we had fun. There is a stick in the Toy Hall of Fame. I've played with the cats with a stick that had feathers on it. While...
by isfullofcrap
Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:53 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Three Cheers
Replies: 2
Views: 453

Three Cheers

It started with a simple cheer: Hooray! But, sadly, things got out of hand quickly. Some people would give three cheers: Hip Hip Hooray! (Whatever happened to double cheers, I don't know. And where did the Hips come from?) After that, people started five cheers... seven cheers... twelve cheers... So...
by isfullofcrap
Sun May 05, 2013 1:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7608
Views: 1002020

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The coach yelled GROW A PAIR, so I did. A pair of nostrils. Now I've got 4. I sniffed out his soul.
by isfullofcrap
Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:36 pm
Forum: 2012 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: 2012 People's Choice : Best Drabble : Nominations
Replies: 24
Views: 9544

Re: 2012 People's Choice : Best Drabble : Nominations

The Return by Chris "Munsi" Munroe

(BTW, Laurence is with a U, not a W. Heh.)

-ls
by isfullofcrap
Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:20 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 268 – I Only Am Escaped Alone to Tell Thee
Replies: 10
Views: 2836

Re: Drabblecast 268 – I Only Am Escaped Alone to Tell Thee

I remember hearing J.E.'s take on The Sea Gods on the Dribblecast and thinking "Cool!" It's neat to hear how someone takes something you've written and then shapes it into something with life and depth. Always gets me a bit self-conscious when I'm recording my own material and just go through the mo...
by isfullofcrap
Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Kneecap Rodeo
Replies: 1
Views: 457

The Kneecap Rodeo

Yeeeeeeehaw! It's Rodeo Time, time to put on our cowboy hats, cowboy boots, and big shiny buckles and thick kneepads- Kneepads? Yup. 'Cause while we countryfolk break horses, the Italians come on down to break kneecaps. Then Mafiosa with their fedora hats and baseball bats, breaking kneecaps. That a...
by isfullofcrap
Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7608
Views: 1002020

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Remember those Wacky Wallwacker toys?
I loved those things.
Until they started to climb up the wall.
by isfullofcrap
Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: For The Kids
Replies: 2
Views: 746

For The Kids

Back in college, we had pumpkin carving contests. All of the pumpkins were sent to the children's ward of a nearby hospital. Well, almost all. Everybody else made your typical not-very-scary faces and outlines of flying witches. I made a screaming face and stuck a saw through the top. Then I mixed k...
by isfullofcrap
Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Land Of The Lost
Replies: 1
Views: 488

The Land Of The Lost

Every time I do laundry, I always find an extra sock or shirt in there. Extra knives show up in my kitchen drawers. Strange keys and wallets on my nightstand. It's frustrating, but it happens to everyone, right? My grandmother told me about a place where things disappeared all the time: socks from t...
by isfullofcrap
Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Seeds
Replies: 3
Views: 565

Seeds

On the eve of her return to the land of the living, Hades thanked Persephone for her company. He handed her a map with some wine and food, in case she got hungry along the way. The next morning, Persephone began her journey. It took longer than the journey to Hell, and she sat by a stream to rest. S...
by isfullofcrap
Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:14 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7608
Views: 1002020

Charity

Every year at Thanksgiving, I feed the homeless. Into those big circus cannons. BOOM! WHEEEEEEEEE!
by isfullofcrap
Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Day Job
Replies: 2
Views: 525

Day Job

My day job was to keep the world from blowing up. I managed the antimatter flow at New Edison Power. The plasma ducts vibrated in unusual harmonies, and I recorded them. My night job is with the radio station. You've heard of The Doctor Power Hour? I'm Doctor Power. I mix my recordings, weaving the ...
by isfullofcrap
Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:17 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Balloon
Replies: 4
Views: 976

Re: The Balloon

My goal with this one was to write a children's tale with badly-veiled sexual imagery, and then tack on the Gorey "Insect God" style ending.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
by isfullofcrap
Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:51 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Balloon
Replies: 4
Views: 976

The Balloon

There was once a balloon in Balloon Land who was unlike the others He was filled with mustard. They all floated around and laughed at him. So he rolled away, far away, until he reached the Kingdom of Hot Dogs. Frightened, the balloon began to cry, and mustard dribbled on to a hot dog. It made a pret...
by isfullofcrap
Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:51 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Gertie and Eustus
Replies: 6
Views: 767

Gertie and Eustus

My rich Great Aunt Gertie lays in bed, eyes closed, arm around her beloved cat, Eustus. He's not the original Eustus. Gertie tried cloning. Cloning is hit-or-miss with personalities, though. Luckily, the last came out nice and docile. Now, she's trying out the latest in hologram fields. Before, they...
by isfullofcrap
Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:57 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 179 - The Red Bride
Replies: 27
Views: 7010

Re: Drabblecast 179- The Red Bride by Samantha Henderson

Twinkle Twinkle was so full of awesome and win, I'm ferklempt.

Twisting around nursery rhymes and bedtime stories into lurking horror tales... well, there's no better use for the art form that is named Drabble.

I'm making a note for the end-of-the-year awards on that one.

-ls/cm