I might change up the order of the information a bit. Once you reveal that the studio that demanded changing "eat" to "meet," I think that tells the whole story, so you might want to save it for last somehow.
--Andy
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- Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:24 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: How To Write A Hit Song
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1205
- Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:20 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: one night stand
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2411
Re: one night stand
Ha, I like it! Great payoff, and it definitely makes one wonder what she had turned to stone in the first place.
--Andy

--Andy
- Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:14 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: One last embrace
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1154
One last embrace
It's been two days now. Apparently she died suddenly around midnight, in her sleep. Everyone's been as sympathetic as you'd expect, reminding me that she'd lived a good, long life. Going peacefully like that, without experiencing any pain or a gradual decline in her faculties, is what a good woman ...
- Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:48 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Wake up, sheeple!"
My genetically engineered sheep-human hybrids are my pride and joy... except for the narcolepsy.
My genetically engineered sheep-human hybrids are my pride and joy... except for the narcolepsy.
- Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:42 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
SF fans hated when I named my food book "Thyme Travel," so I named my next one "Thyme and Pun-ishment." Here goes nothing!
- Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:42 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Good one!Necronominom wrote:Seven thousand embryonic scorpions is seven thousand too many embryonic scorpions to appear in my prenatal sonogram.
- Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:38 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Sounds like a pretty crappy day. 

- Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:37 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: With Humility and Grace (alien colonies)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4097
Re: With Humility and Grace (alien colonies)
Thanks! Hope to do it justice!
- Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:57 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: With Humility and Grace (alien colonies)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4097
Re: With Humility and Grace (alien colonies)
I like this one! Mind if I take a crack at it for the Dribblecast?
- Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:59 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Great one, whereiswaltjnr!
- Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:19 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
A cautionary tale about tugging on a certain someone's cape:
They all made fun of the flying man's "handstands..." until he threatened to NOT to push Earth out of the asteroid's way.
They all made fun of the flying man's "handstands..." until he threatened to NOT to push Earth out of the asteroid's way.
- Sun May 10, 2015 3:54 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I died 50 years ago and have haunted my killer ever since. I think that banana peel is finally starting to get the message.
- Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:26 pm
- Forum: 2014 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
- Topic: Nominations: Best Drabble : 2014 People's Choice
- Replies: 8
- Views: 5109
Re: Nominations: Best Drabble : 2014 People's Choice
We've got a lot of great drabbles to choose from! Here are my nominations:
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Good luck, everyone!
-Andy
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Good luck, everyone!
-Andy
- Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:41 pm
- Forum: 2014 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
- Topic: Nominations: Best Twabble : 2014 People's Choice
- Replies: 11
- Views: 6296
Re: Nominations: Best Twabble : 2014 People's Choice
The bright side of this category is that, if you don't remember the story very clearly, it's easy to reread and freshen your memory.
It was really hard to narrow this down to five, but here are my nominations:
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Really great twabbles, everyone!
-Andy

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Really great twabbles, everyone!
-Andy
- Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:05 pm
- Forum: 2014 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
- Topic: Nominations: Best Story : 2014 People's Choice
- Replies: 21
- Views: 8656
Re: Nominations: Best Story : 2014 People's Choice
I've been a listener for a long time, but this is my first People's Choice Awards as a forum member! Very exciting. Here are my story noms: 313/314 Blue Celeb 321 The Goat Cutter 324 The Ball Room 331 Night of the Cooters Bsides 46 The Hodag Looking forward to seeing what makes it past this round! -...
- Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:53 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I wonder if babies ever wake up in the middle of the night without crying. Probably not - I'm thirty and I never managed it.
- Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:18 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Thanks!PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:The_Hol-Man wrote:I haven't heard "penis-breath" used as a callow insult since we learned the secret ingredient in those protein shakes.
--Andy
This made me snort laugh. Good one.
- Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:41 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I haven't heard "penis-breath" used as a callow insult since we learned the secret ingredient in those protein shakes.
--Andy
--Andy
- Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:24 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
We were caught off guard by the sailor man's suicide. I wish we'd listened when he told us that he couldn't stands no more. Yikes! And that tight noose really adds to the "Pop eye" effect. :twisted: Good one. Thanks! I was actually a little wary of posting this, and I especially made sure to avoid ...
- Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:18 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7797
- Views: 1330697
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Wow, I like it! Real human emotion plus real science is always a winner in my book.Monday wrote:The last man to live stares longingly back over the stars, racing light itself for one last glimpse of his long lost love.

-Andy