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She gave him that "come hither" look. Her eyes full of desire. He peeled off his shirt as he walked toward her. Sitting on the sofa, she recoiled in horror. "I'm sorry," he said. "I thought you knew. The eye hole in my chest pulls in sunlight as well as oxygen from water. It can't see. It nictates t...

jollybully wrote:Hungry?

Hungry? Yes. what are you up for, heart or liver? liver is the best! Okay how many? Two. play ground? Yes. I love 3 year old!

Good timing in the wake of the Planned Parenthood scandal. Wonder if they have a menu?

You need some balls to tattoo kittens on your face, oh the nicknames to endure....

"I shot the deputy" I told the sheriff. Just then Bob Marley walked in and pointed a gun at the man. As I fled, I heard a shot.

Questioning for the deaths of the mermaids has begun on the mime but he's not saying anything...

The bitch had invited him to dinner. Being a sculptor and art aficionado, his ex wife's house had many eccentric "pieces." So he dismissed the large wire spring coiled across the dining table, nor the thick steel (handrail?) bar around only her side of the table. "Try the soup." She said seductively...

Upon reaching Purgatory, Richard looked around at the people milling about. There were feet shuffling, some tears, and stares. "Great," he muttered. "I'm at the DMV." His body, still stinging from the impact of the school bus that sent him here, he turned to the man next to him and stared in awe. "J...

I emptied it Monday evening, so it has been around thirty hours these three mice have been in the bottom of the garbage can. They must have dropped in off the counter top. Smooth walls, no food, and no way out. One mouse dead and half eaten, and the other two seem shell shocked. They huddle near eac...

Starved and reduced to eating the dead raccoon was terrifying. Worse was finding out that it wasn't dead just yet.

Ouch.