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by Beck
Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Awkward
Replies: 0
Views: 5186

Awkward

She gave him that "come hither" look. Her eyes full of desire. He peeled off his shirt as he walked toward her. Sitting on the sofa, she recoiled in horror. "I'm sorry," he said. "I thought you knew. The eye hole in my chest pulls in sunlight as well as oxygen from water. It can't see. It nictates t...
by Beck
Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909815

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

jollybully wrote:Hungry?

Hungry? Yes. what are you up for, heart or liver? liver is the best! Okay how many? Two. play ground? Yes. I love 3 year old!

Good timing in the wake of the Planned Parenthood scandal. Wonder if they have a menu?
by Beck
Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909815

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

You need some balls to tattoo kittens on your face, oh the nicknames to endure....
by Beck
Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909815

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I shot the deputy" I told the sheriff. Just then Bob Marley walked in and pointed a gun at the man. As I fled, I heard a shot.
by Beck
Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:34 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: If you knew sushi...
Replies: 1
Views: 996

Re: If you knew sushi...

Questioning for the deaths of the mermaids has begun on the mime but he's not saying anything...
by Beck
Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:13 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Snap
Replies: 0
Views: 4175

Snap

The bitch had invited him to dinner. Being a sculptor and art aficionado, his ex wife's house had many eccentric "pieces." So he dismissed the large wire spring coiled across the dining table, nor the thick steel (handrail?) bar around only her side of the table. "Try the soup." She said seductively...
by Beck
Thu Jul 16, 2015 4:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Et tù?
Replies: 0
Views: 4178

Et tù?

Upon reaching Purgatory, Richard looked around at the people milling about. There were feet shuffling, some tears, and stares. "Great," he muttered. "I'm at the DMV." His body, still stinging from the impact of the school bus that sent him here, he turned to the man next to him and stared in awe. "J...
by Beck
Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:34 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Is This How God Sees Us?
Replies: 0
Views: 4146

Is This How God Sees Us?

I emptied it Monday evening, so it has been around thirty hours these three mice have been in the bottom of the garbage can. They must have dropped in off the counter top. Smooth walls, no food, and no way out. One mouse dead and half eaten, and the other two seem shell shocked. They huddle near eac...
by Beck
Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:30 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909815

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Starved and reduced to eating the dead raccoon was terrifying. Worse was finding out that it wasn't dead just yet.

Ouch.