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- Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:36 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
CUT OFF THIS LEG | NOT THIS ONE please I’m a runner. I want to still feel the blood pumping on one side. Thank you. I love you.
- Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:19 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He kneels on the roof, gazing down at his victim. With a twitch of his fingers—crack!
It's not easy putting a pigeon down.
It's not easy putting a pigeon down.
- Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:37 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Her last owner is the first to tell her she's a good dog. She's been deaf for years, but he has hands, and he's a patient man.
- Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:35 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Thanks Suomy Nona!Suomy Nona wrote: ↑Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 amI like it. The new TANSTAAFL.iwantanewsomething wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
- Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
- Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:22 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Red Cross nurse and liquor store clerk both say happy birthday. Emptied veins fill fast and by bottle #2, the day is over.
- Mon Jan 27, 2020 2:57 pm
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The damn fool boy shut the barn door after all the cows got turned inside out. At least they don't need as much milking now.
- Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:44 pm
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Contract
As he signs, he notices the "Payment Due" line has his name in it. "Is this a mistake?" he asks—the last thing he ever says.
- Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:54 am
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Re: Fetch
Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.Ichabod wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pmNice.iwantanewsomething wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pmWhen your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
- Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
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Fetch
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
- Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:42 pm
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Shouldn't Have Used So Much Cilantro
I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.
- Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:18 pm
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Bargain
Some prefer to take the slow way. "Just like falling asleep," as the billboards advertise. (Sleep isn't frightening.)
- Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:04 pm
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Performance
Fresh corpses make bad instruments, the skin too slack to beat or bow or strum. No, there's no substitute for live music.
- Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:41 am
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Transformation
He feels no urge to howl, only to dither and doubt and qualify everything he says. Oh the horror: he's an as-it-were wolf.