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by iwantanewsomething
Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:19 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He kneels on the roof, gazing down at his victim. With a twitch of his fingers—crack!

It's not easy putting a pigeon down.
by iwantanewsomething
Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Her last owner is the first to tell her she's a good dog. She's been deaf for years, but he has hands, and he's a patient man.
by iwantanewsomething
Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Suomy Nona wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 am
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.
Thanks Suomy Nona!
by iwantanewsomething
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
by iwantanewsomething
Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Red Cross nurse and liquor store clerk both say happy birthday. Emptied veins fill fast and by bottle #2, the day is over.
by iwantanewsomething
Mon Jan 27, 2020 2:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The damn fool boy shut the barn door after all the cows got turned inside out. At least they don't need as much milking now.
by iwantanewsomething
Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Contract

As he signs, he notices the "Payment Due" line has his name in it. "Is this a mistake?" he asks—the last thing he ever says.
by iwantanewsomething
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Re: Fetch

Ichabod wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.
Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.
by iwantanewsomething
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Fetch

When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
by iwantanewsomething
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Shouldn't Have Used So Much Cilantro

I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.
by iwantanewsomething
Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Bargain

Some prefer to take the slow way. "Just like falling asleep," as the billboards advertise. (Sleep isn't frightening.)
by iwantanewsomething
Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Performance

Fresh corpses make bad instruments, the skin too slack to beat or bow or strum. No, there's no substitute for live music.
by iwantanewsomething
Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7695
Views: 1142046

Transformation

He feels no urge to howl, only to dither and doubt and qualify everything he says. Oh the horror: he's an as-it-were wolf.