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by iwantanewsomething
Mon Jan 27, 2020 2:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The damn fool boy shut the barn door after all the cows got turned inside out. At least they don't need as much milking now.
by iwantanewsomething
Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7599
Views: 987875

Contract

As he signs, he notices the "Payment Due" line has his name in it. "Is this a mistake?" he asks—the last thing he ever says.
by iwantanewsomething
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7599
Views: 987875

Re: Fetch

Ichabod wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.
Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.
by iwantanewsomething
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7599
Views: 987875

Fetch

When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
by iwantanewsomething
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7599
Views: 987875

Shouldn't Have Used So Much Cilantro

I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.
by iwantanewsomething
Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7599
Views: 987875

Bargain

Some prefer to take the slow way. "Just like falling asleep," as the billboards advertise. (Sleep isn't frightening.)
by iwantanewsomething
Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7599
Views: 987875

Performance

Fresh corpses make bad instruments, the skin too slack to beat or bow or strum. No, there's no substitute for live music.
by iwantanewsomething
Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7599
Views: 987875

Transformation

He feels no urge to howl, only to dither and doubt and qualify everything he says. Oh the horror: he's an as-it-were wolf.