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Red Cross nurse and liquor store clerk both say happy birthday. Emptied veins fill fast and by bottle #2, the day is over.

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The damn fool boy shut the barn door after all the cows got turned inside out. At least they don't need as much milking now.

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As he signs, he notices the "Payment Due" line has his name in it. "Is this a mistake?" he asks—the last thing he ever says.

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Ichabod wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm

iwantanewsomething wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.

Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.

iwantanewsomething

When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.

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I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.

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Some prefer to take the slow way. "Just like falling asleep," as the billboards advertise. (Sleep isn't frightening.)

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Fresh corpses make bad instruments, the skin too slack to beat or bow or strum. No, there's no substitute for live music.

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He feels no urge to howl, only to dither and doubt and qualify everything he says. Oh the horror: he's an as-it-were wolf.

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