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by Auto_K
Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:29 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

On Earth, we remove the parasite eggs with lasers. Here in orbit, it's fingernail clippers and a few seconds of courage.
by Auto_K
Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:28 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

RenaissanceSim wrote:"It's just a branch," I told myself, "falling somewhere out in the woods." It's just the same branch every single night.
Spooky!
by Auto_K
Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:06 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 634359

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PeachesLatour wrote:I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.
This very nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library. :D
by Auto_K
Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:33 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 634359

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Spindaddy wrote:So does anyone know if more episodes are going to be posted? Is the Drabblecast on hiatus?
I'm wondering the same thing. They haven't posted anything on Twitter in awhile. Hopefully someone will have some info.
by Auto_K
Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:56 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Champie wrote:I tripped the young man, who yelled "I'll miss my train". "You're welcome" I said, and stepped back into my time machine.
Awesome.
by Auto_K
Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 634359

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I couldn't eat the cake at my forced retirement party. I lost my appetite as robot voices sang "He's a jolly good fellow".
by Auto_K
Sat May 14, 2016 1:39 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

There should be enough morphine. I can feel it moving inside me. The scalpel is dull...there should be enough morphine.
by Auto_K
Sat May 14, 2016 1:33 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 634359

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

nevermore_66 wrote:Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.
*slow clap*

That's excellent.
by Auto_K
Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

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By the light of a torch in the labyrinth, I realized the truth. I came in wearing sandals, behind me were only hoofprints.
by Auto_K
Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 634359

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Meat. Cake. Lard. The hunger ghost devoured it all. He demanded more and I wondered which bit of me I would miss the least.
by Auto_K
Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 634359

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Caroline exhaled for the last time. In the void, smoldering neon letters lanced the darkness: "Game Over. Play Again?"
by Auto_K
Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 634359

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I took a cleaver and left my rifle when I went out to kill the ghoul. I didn't want a head shot, I wanted my wedding ring back.
by Auto_K
Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 634359

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The sign at the oasis read: "Drink Freely". I gulped handfuls before I noticed the fine print: "Antidotes: 1 soul each."
by Auto_K
Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:18 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 634359

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ChrisFletcher wrote:Burying his dear mother that morning had made the day very difficult. Still, a couple more hours and she’d run out of air.
Oh wow, I actually laughed and then grimaced. Fantastic! :)
by Auto_K
Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

When the emperor died, we were buried alive as a sacrifice. While the royals sob and mourn, we are learning to dig upward.
by Auto_K
Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:18 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

TheBigBlueFrog wrote:
Auto_K wrote:I've decided to write a poem to cheer the others. So far, I have managed to rhyme "surface world" with "our new Overlord".
Nice!
Thank you! Your posts are great, the idea of a darkhouse is really awesome.
by Auto_K
Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:52 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

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nevermore_66 wrote:The safety coffin bell still rang. The sexton sent another apprentice to check the grave. Soon, he would run out of them.
Oh, man, that's awesome! Just reading that gave me chills. :D
by Auto_K
Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:50 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I've decided to write a poem to cheer the others. So far, I have managed to rhyme "surface world" with "our new Overlord".
by Auto_K
Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The alien orgy began. The Geks were gekking and the Spozzaks spozzed. From the haze, a voice: "Nice shoes. Wanna human?"
by Auto_K
Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:47 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7287
Views: 634359

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The moment I stepped through the star-lit portal, I found myself back where I had started. Hell, it seems, is a wormhole.