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by groomporter
Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:26 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Paradox of Pain
Replies: 2
Views: 736

Re: A Paradox of Pain

I figure the "Agency" has an ethics rule that when they discover potential personal paradoxes they give the agents the option whether they want to know about it or not.
by groomporter
Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:17 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Paradox of Pain
Replies: 2
Views: 736

A Paradox of Pain

The husband and wife lived a quiet life in spite of their Agency job traveling in time to nudge history one direction or another. No killing Hitler, that would cause too many paradoxes. But they both had a feeling the number of trips they made built up to something. When their handler came to visit ...
by groomporter
Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:54 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: If you knew sushi...
Replies: 1
Views: 576

If you knew sushi...

Gearing up for the local huge Renaissance fair... The popular mermaid attraction at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival has been shut down. Health officials reported that the exotic species on display brought with them a drug resistant, and sometimes fatal infestation of crabs. The infestation was di...
by groomporter
Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:21 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: bio-loos
Replies: 2
Views: 592

bio-loos

Eco-terrorists released a statement this morning claiming responsibility for an attack on a GMO research facility and destroying dozens of bio-toilets that were engineered with amoeba DNA so they will reproduce through cell division to reduce manufacturing costs. Their statement called the organisms...
by groomporter
Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Mass extinction left empty niches in many biomes. No one expected the shadow things would evolve to fill the vacancies.
by groomporter
Tue May 19, 2015 2:59 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I understand you may be related to the famous Mr. Potter, but it doesn't change the fact that your patronus is a dust mite.
by groomporter
Wed May 13, 2015 2:33 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Gardening Season!

My neighbor's back yard was filled with Irises. That explained his phone book collection. It's not that popular a name.
by groomporter
Tue May 12, 2015 4:17 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Voodoo/hoodoo. random inspiration.
Replies: 2
Views: 835

Re: Voodoo/hoodoo. random inspiration.

Couldn't resist a little brainstorming

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by groomporter
Mon May 11, 2015 3:43 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Voodoo/hoodoo. random inspiration.
Replies: 2
Views: 835

Voodoo/hoodoo. random inspiration.

For some reason Voudon/Voodoo has been on my brain recently. And surfing around I discovered a blog http://neworleansvoudou.tumblr.com/ with some rather snarky memes like the ones below picking on "armchair" practitioners and wannabes. Just thought it might be inspiration for someone (mayb...
by groomporter
Sat May 09, 2015 1:18 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Burning bush at church extinguished
Replies: 0
Views: 4091

Burning bush at church extinguished

From several years ago, but consider if Moses had a couple buckets of water on hand...

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by groomporter
Wed May 06, 2015 2:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: There's an App for That
Replies: 1
Views: 548

There's an App for That

The Vodou App seemed like just what Jimmy needed. It was expensive for an app, but he had plenty of cash in his Paypal account. It turned out he should have read the reviews. The app worked great on iPhone, but an Android glitch in the protection spell feature meant Baron Samedi now required a month...
by groomporter
Sun May 03, 2015 3:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

After Hillary lost the 2016 election the US saw an economic slump when a bubble burst in the conspiracy theory industry.
:twisted:
by groomporter
Sun May 03, 2015 2:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The Paranormal Squad had often dealt with Voudon crimes, but the victim's Hello Kitty gris-gris added a bizarre twist.
by groomporter
Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

An effect of the witch trials in Europe that is seldom reported was the devastation of the thriving German hand-carved voodoo doll industry. That's way too long to be a twabble. Also, it's "action figure" not "doll". :wink: Humbug. I had it properly sized with the sizing tool, b...
by groomporter
Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I think I've written one with a similar theme, but after seeing the attached article I couldn't resist. The Mohel was horrified when he saw his garden after several rainy days. Some "clippings" just should not be composted. Human-Shaped Species Of Mushroom Discovered In UK http://www.iflsc...
by groomporter
Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

An illustrated twabble An effect of the witch trials in Europe that is seldom reported was the devastation of the thriving German hand-carved voodoo doll industry. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9naqy6wOjvA/TqbEkGcXmqI/AAAAAAAAANg/mjpVk_3mWvc/s320/dollmakers%252C+Hortus+saniatis+1491.jpg Dollmakers in Ge...
by groomporter
Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As a werecat my senses improved. I now see what my tom sees when he stares into a corner, and you don't want to know about it.
by groomporter
Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Loading .22 shells with rock salt made the annual fairy hunt safer, and the quality of trophies improved dramatically. "Ripped from the headlines..." -Paranormal experts hunt for Fairies at bottom of Royal Botanic Garden in Edinburgh http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/paranormal-...
by groomporter
Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:58 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Profit margins
Replies: 0
Views: 1387

Profit margins

I never thought I would become part of the Illuminati, but during my investigations into various conspiracies when I “followed the money” most of the trails led to the same major corporation. When I finally got in too deep I was lucky. Someone recognized my talents, so I was recruited rather than el...
by groomporter
Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7282
Views: 573371

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The Christian children's band "Beagles of the Apocalypse" was poorly hidden front for sniffing out the evils of Satan.



It think a lot of mine end up more as "ideas" rather than "stories"

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