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I, Dr. Sabotage!, am lobbying for the Kangiru. I am in favor of these beasts starting out as portmanteaus between two preferably very different species as so contrast is strength.

Less MURDERphant, more Viperanha.

Cattlesnake - Originally bred to deter milk poachers, these 900 pound half-dairycow/half-rattlesnake hybrids were considered by farmers to be dangerous and impractical. Unable to inspire a realistic solution in the agricultural industrial, the cattlesnake now maunders the Midwest inspiring fear. Fee...