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by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Vampy (day 32)

My brother told me all about vampires
My father told me to man up
My mother told me there's no such thing
But my sister sucks
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Climbing buddies (day 31)

Every time we go climbing I imagine how easy it would be.

The only thing keeping him alive is a thin line of braided fabric.
by dinosaurmonkey
Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:32 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Eat Local (day 30)

There's a town in the midwest travelers find only by accident
People there are kind and welcoming

They prefer local meat
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:52 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Fun times... (day 29)

He hangs by his wrists
Stripped down to his boxers
His toes barely scraping the ground
It hurts
But he forgot the safe word
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:56 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Drum Lessons (day 28)

The sound was painful and unending
His only idea for escape from the chaotic barrage of noise:
Take a cotton swab and push
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Invasion? (day 27)

More bleed into to our reality, slightly out of phase

It's a daily occurrence now

I pretend not to see them, but I'm afraid
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Rosemary's Daughter (day 26)

The child has an evil streak
She got it from her father
Everyone thinks it's hyperbole when I call him the devil incarnate
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Wedding Invitations (day 25)

It was a mistake to show up
I never should have RSVPed
But you invited me
And I thought it was important to you
Not just spite
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Suomy Nona wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 2:31 am
Chaos within the alphabet
Capitals bring to lowers death
“i”s blinded by prophet “C”s
as “u” falls victim to killer “B”s
So long as "I" can sit back with a "J" watching ancient aliens, we'll not notice what the Capitals are up to.

Brings to mind the "Structural Decay" drabble. I like it.
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Reality Check (day 24)

He likes it up there
The people look like characters in a SIMS
It makes him wonder if this rampage is a choice or programmed
by dinosaurmonkey
Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Vermin and Pests (day 23)

At night I hear them moving around
squeaking with excitement
raiding my food stores
devouring everything
goddamn kids
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Life in a Vacuum (day 22)

The roomba was methodical
Moving through every room, checking every corner
It caught up to her at the top step
And pushed
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Safety in the number one (day 21)

The world lost its way
Security was exchanged for freedoms
And isolation became synonymous with safety
Alive
But alone
by dinosaurmonkey
Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:59 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Goodnight, and good luck (day 20)

Sleep paralysis leaves me vulnerable to any active night creatures
Like the spider now lowering itself from my ceiling
by dinosaurmonkey
Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Parenting 101 (day 19)

There's no reason to be afraid of the dark
It can't hurt you
It's what's in the dark that you should fear
Now go to sleep, son
by dinosaurmonkey
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Things That Change in the New Year (day 18)

Each year the rancher comes out to find discarded husks of blood skin & wool shed by the females of the herd
New Year
New Ewe
by dinosaurmonkey
Thu Dec 31, 2020 4:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Counting Down to the Countdown (day 17)

We became a family of misfits and outcasts
Tonight's celebration is everything to us
The countdown begins
5
4
3
2
1
KABOOM
by dinosaurmonkey
Wed Dec 30, 2020 4:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Did You Thank Your Super This Year? (day 16, list series)

Apt ......... Empty ......... Appeal 16 .......... M-F 8-6 ....... Jacuzzi 22 ........... MWF 9-4 ...... Swear Jar 26 .......... T-F 9-5 ........ Dirty Panties 31 .......... Su-Th 11p-7 .. Massage chair 44 .......... M-W 8-6 ....... HBO . . . (I couldn't code it to look like a table, so I cheated by...
by dinosaurmonkey
Tue Dec 29, 2020 5:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

47.8294° N, 90.0495° W (day 15, list series)

Needed:
Tarps
A Hacksaw
Trash bags
An Industrial Strength Cleaner
Clean Clothes
A GPS Unit not linked to me
A Flashlight
by dinosaurmonkey
Mon Dec 28, 2020 6:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7792
Views: 1323402

Making a list, checking it twice (day 14, list series)

To do
1- Ed, rude
2- Maggie, rejected me
3- Greg, stole lunch
4- Chris, cut me off
5- Alex, got my promotion
6- Denise, TBD
7-