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by tiredguy
Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927853

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

“What color this time?” He asked.

“Purple,” was the gruff reply.

“Ok.” He headed to the bar to arrest another teletubby.
by tiredguy
Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927853

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The light shone down and fell upon a barren landscape littered with corpses. A guinea pig danced and laughed at his work.
by tiredguy
Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:50 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927853

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Norm relaxed on the toilet, his bowels finally emptied. Teary-eyed he reached for the toilet paper, and found


nothing.
by tiredguy
Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:33 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927853

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The pot calls the kettle black.

And he calls the spatula Gary. The pot hates Gary and has plans to murder his whole family.
by tiredguy
Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:33 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927853

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It’s said laughter is the best medicine.

But I’ve disproven that multitudes of times by laughing at my victims’ wounds.
by tiredguy
Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:40 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927853

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Sarah’s gift was perfect, just what she always wanted!

A baby brother!

Too bad Mom had forgot to poke air holes in the box.
by tiredguy
Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927853

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tom knew what day it was. He had been planning his revenge all year. This thanksgiving the human will get an ass stuffing!
by tiredguy
Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:23 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7582
Views: 927853

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

What?! The Drabblecast is back you say?!
Yes sire, it is.
Then these are truly the end times. Quick, fetch me my strap-on!