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by revsleestaxx
Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:32 pm
Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
Topic: Dribblecast
Replies: 1
Views: 1146

Re: Dribblecast

since i see no PMs for me i would say i do not have to worry about permissioning anything
by revsleestaxx
Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:36 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Fish Fashion
Replies: 0
Views: 1499

Fish Fashion

Fish Fashion Rev. J. Sleestaxx There are some days I like nothing better to do than to pull a pair of marlins and go for a walk around the neighborhood. The only trouble with that is that on warm days I can not get farther that a couple blocks before the cats in the neighborhood start to follow me a...
by revsleestaxx
Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7317
Views: 701011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I am not a racist, I love everybody equally." said Dahmer, "They all taste the same after I barbeque them all on a grill."


_it was originally "said Ed Gein" but i was worried that that reference was too far for many of you.
by revsleestaxx
Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7317
Views: 701011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I like to eat meat because it gives me a reason to hunt you. I like to pee. Cause it give me a reason to touch myself in public.
by revsleestaxx
Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7317
Views: 701011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

If you smell like one thing make it Dee Oh Gee "Yeah baby roll in some garbage and come to daddy" Fragrance by Michael Vick.
by revsleestaxx
Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:53 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Twabble censorship
Replies: 22
Views: 6163

Re: Twabble censorship

Ok so after re-reading my post it may not appear that I am really fighting and in reality I am at a beer garden plotting vengeance but seriously tomorrow I will pick up your banners and take that freaking hill
by revsleestaxx
Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:40 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Twabble censorship
Replies: 22
Views: 6163

Re: Twabble censorship

The fact that someone could complain about that twabble makes me sadder still but what's led me the saddest is that I have ignored you all find r so long but you have no idea the war that is being waged with satan right. But no fear my bitches I am fighting for ALL of your souls right now
by revsleestaxx
Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7317
Views: 701011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Here I came to tweet but I just stare at my feet. I push and push and push. And then I fart and tell my butt to shush! #twitshit
by revsleestaxx
Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:59 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Introducing Connor Choadsworth's competition?
Replies: 28
Views: 6721

Re: Introducing Connor Choadsworth's competition?

A battle of inner demons, Hmm sounds truly fun but To bring those weird moments out, you all would have to sign NDA's and I would have to get legal counsel to research the statute of limitations on SO MANY things. I can barely fathom 'some Kingston Trio/young stockbroker type walking' into the Fillm...
by revsleestaxx
Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:54 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Introducing Connor Choadsworth's competition?
Replies: 28
Views: 6721

Re: Introducing Connor Choadsworth's competition?

I scoff at safety harnesses. The best we had was a rope tied to me in a crude swiss seat fashion. And that was only on the bad days. As you see I had a large benzo habit while living in vegas and was popping xanax bars like they were skittles. Throw in a smattering of cocaine and strippers for good...
by revsleestaxx
Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:40 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Celebrity death predictions for 2014
Replies: 4
Views: 2621

Re: Celebrity death predictions for 2014

So this is a bit embarrassing and i blame everyone else for calling me out on this. as last years list is close to this years list. Because some of these are grudges and I was crunched for time on the others. and the only time i ever hit one was 2011 on Amy Whinehouse 2013 ’s list was; Lindsay Lohan...
by revsleestaxx
Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:58 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Celebrity death predictions for 2014
Replies: 4
Views: 2621

Celebrity death predictions for 2014

Celebrity death predictions for 2014 Every year I post in my blog a list of public figures I predict will be called home (except for a couple who will burn in hell). Some are permanently on my list just because a clock is right twice a day. This year’s list is; Lindsay Lohan: Bet hedging again! I su...
by revsleestaxx
Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:54 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: An abstract I recently submitted
Replies: 5
Views: 2305

Re: An abstract I recently submitted

ROU Killing Time wrote:Rev you are DC's own Hunter S. Thompson.
MY eyes are literally welling up with tears. THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH!
by revsleestaxx
Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:33 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: An abstract I recently submitted
Replies: 5
Views: 2305

Re: An abstract I recently submitted

Hmmm..."mortified test subjects". So, to succinctify, you have successfully reanimated the dead and, although you did not specify, the resultant 'zombies', although insatiably driven to acquire additional replicating DNA, which you discovered in the initial experiment, were somehow securely confine...
by revsleestaxx
Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:38 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: An abstract I recently submitted
Replies: 5
Views: 2305

An abstract I recently submitted

So for some reason I get spam from some medical software company. I also participate in ARGs now and again so at first I thought this spam was part of a game and I responded with some smart alecky answers and a resume. Then I got a call on one of my internet phone number asking me to be part of a pa...
by revsleestaxx
Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:53 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: What's in a great sandwich
Replies: 0
Views: 1170

What's in a great sandwich

Harold loved his business. He loved the customers. He loved the loyal ones the best. They had been coming to his sandwich shop for decades. Some have started bringing their kids. He would make his sandwich meat at night because it was a secret. The pastrami, the dry salami, the roast beef all specia...
by revsleestaxx
Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Rich Baristas throwing it away
Replies: 4
Views: 926

Re: Rich Baristas throwing it away

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by revsleestaxx
Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:08 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Rich Baristas throwing it away
Replies: 4
Views: 926

Re: Rich Baristas throwing it away

So there may need to be some context to this and I hate to say that, and do that, but just in case. I also want everyone to know that I am not keeping it clean here for the forums I am keeping it clean when I reply too. I do not what some scam artist thing in a foreign country to think that we are a...
by revsleestaxx
Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:03 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Rich Baristas throwing it away
Replies: 4
Views: 926

Rich Baristas throwing it away

Edem: I do not know what a person who prepares coffees is doing with 6million USD but I have all the money I need. I know that I do not have enough coffee porn though so if you want to send me pictures of your coffee in different stages of preparedness, I would be more then delighted. Since we are j...
by revsleestaxx
Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:34 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: White trash zombies.
Replies: 3
Views: 503

Re: White trash zombies.

kinda a play on racism. Obviously the zombies are no bothersome than the rest of the parks inhabitants they just bother Edgar by being.