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by Ichabod
Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

Attracted

She checked her supplies
Hammer, visqueen, duct tape, box cutter
All set
Smiling, she raised her phone and swiped right
by Ichabod
Tue Oct 29, 2019 5:54 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 417 – Love in the Balance
Replies: 1
Views: 116

Re: Drabblecast 417 – Love in the Balance

What an honor to have my drabble read by Norm. And the narration and sound effects really brought it to life. Great job.
by Ichabod
Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:48 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Freshly Baked Bread
Replies: 1
Views: 124

Freshly Baked Bread

“Now, who will help me EAT the bread?” “I will!” said Pig. “I will!” said Duck. “I will!” said Cow. “No,” said Little Red Hen, “I’ll eat it all myself.” The other animals hung their heads. Damn , the farmer thought, she’s at it again . Now Pig will be off his feed, there’ll be no duck eggs, and I su...
by Ichabod
Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

An atheist at the gate

Is it my fault I held no faith?
I led a good life.
Have I no chance to get in?
St. Peter shakes his head, You never had a prayer.
by Ichabod
Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:14 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

Memory's the first to go

Oh, it tickles, she giggled
The octogenarian vampire groaned
Forgotten dentures again
Once more he'd gummed things up
by Ichabod
Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:32 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

The Chase

I flee through a dark deserted city
Alone but for echoes of my steps
My heart lurches
I've stopped, but the echoes have not
by Ichabod
Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:20 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

Who was that masked lycanthrope hunter?

Expensive bullets, aye Tonto.
But settlers move ever westward
amidst things more dangerous
than renegades & outlaws.
by Ichabod
Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: ParaSight
Replies: 1
Views: 114

Re: ParaSight

Tough love!
by Ichabod
Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Opportunists
Replies: 2
Views: 248

Re: The Opportunists

FYI - to presume anyone cares (I know, right?)... I've expanded this story and submitted it as flash fiction to another podcast.
by Ichabod
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

Re: Fetch

iwantanewsomething wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.
by Ichabod
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

You should be jailed for that

Headline: K9 Squad Puts Bite on Killer
Reporter: How’d you do it, dogged persistence?
Officer: No, just common scents.
by Ichabod
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: No Rewrites (b-3)
Replies: 0
Views: 228

No Rewrites (b-3)

“It’s taken awhile but it’s a good first draft.” FIRST DRAFT? “Well, yeah. Like not killing is great but we’ve got nothing about GENERAL violence, like head butts or groin kicks. Maybe we could swap that for ‘Honor Mom & Dad’.” THAT ONE WAS YOUR SUGGESTION “Yes, because kids are always ‘I want this’...
by Ichabod
Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

The Crisis

The prey’s shoes pounded pavement. Zom-boy pursued.
Indeed, thought Mother, THESE are the times that try men’s soles.
by Ichabod
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:37 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Finally showed up again - but maybe not for you (blasphemy 2)
Replies: 1
Views: 150

Finally showed up again - but maybe not for you (blasphemy 2)

“O.k. Bobby, so where’s this guy I ‘just gotta see’?” “Oh, hey Jimmy, he’s over on that hill telling stories.” “Telling stories? Like ‘The Moth’? I love that podcast.” “No, not like that. Kind of like parables or lessons.” “Hmm, sounds slightly boring. Anyway, first I’m hungry. Any vendors?” “No, bu...
by Ichabod
Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:20 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

USDZ?

"2, 3, 5, 7, Zom-boy skips the others?" asked Tina.

"He'll eat 'em eventually," said Mother "he just prefers PRIME rib."
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

CompSci 101 - Programming for Apocalypse

Initialize Gort
DoWhile Humans_Exist
If AudioIn = “Klaatu Barada Nikto”
Run #Stand_Down
Else
Run #Kill_Humans
EndDo
by Ichabod
Tue Aug 27, 2019 11:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

Wriggle me this

"Wake up kids" Mother chirped "early bird gets the worm!"
"Zom-boy slept in" said Tina "could already open a bait shop."
by Ichabod
Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

But I brought what you asked for... aaaaarrrrgghhhh! :)

The vampire hunt ended in tragedy when the new apprentice screwed up and brought a big hammer and several 16 oz. t-bones.
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901003

What was that?

I creep, silent as I wish,
here an intentional scuff, there a scrape.
Do you hear?
Good. Adrenaline sweetens your blood.
by Ichabod
Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:52 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Last Rites
Replies: 3
Views: 258

Re: Last Rites

I like this one also. Nice cynical in-your-face at the end.