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by HPHovercraft
Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888809

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

For stealing ten cents the judge passed sentence. Now ten years hence it is only a past sentence. That is how my ten spent.
by HPHovercraft
Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888809

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I always wanted to steal a traffic cone when I was a teenager. Well now I'm 43. Turns out they don't taste as good as I hoped.
by HPHovercraft
Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888809

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I was in slow traffic this morning and noticed the name on a pedestrian overpass on the motorway into the city. It was the Exmouth Footbridge, which reminded me of The Shadow Over Innsmouth. Then I wondered why that one didn't have the usual cage on it to stop idiots dropping things onto cars, which...
by HPHovercraft
Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:06 pm
Forum: Short Stories (Public)
Topic: Mary Had a Little Lamb
Replies: 4
Views: 1570

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Firstly, congrats on Drabblecast aaaaaalmost back to life! I haven't been here for a long time [insert Obi-wan meme]. Secondly, apropos of nothing in particular, I came in this morning after feeding one of our lambs whose mum sadly didn't make it, and my wife asked me what the 'other' Mary Had a Lit...
by HPHovercraft
Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888809

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:
I am a mere man of straw. Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.
Unless it's a light sabre in which case I expect you would also catch fire. Muhahahahahaha!!!!
by HPHovercraft
Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888809

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

ROU Killing Time wrote: Oh please, let it be sabre's. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time.
Or, in Twabble form:

'Oh please let it be sabres. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time,' he said, and picked his arm up off the floor.
by HPHovercraft
Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:25 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888809

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Good day?
Miracle day, even.

Oh, I am so funny!
by HPHovercraft
Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:52 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888809

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

tbaker2500 wrote:Heh. That's, weird.

Actually, Torchwood was originally the production team's internal codename for the revived Doctor Who series, precisely BECAUSE it was an anagram. The Torchwood institute idea came later.
by HPHovercraft
Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:51 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888809

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I have been away for a while, but last night prompted me to come up with this one --

The pale faces, glowing orbs and chittering howling laughter chased through his dreams. Who says clowns aren't scary?

HPH
by HPHovercraft
Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:09 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 186 - Garkain
Replies: 38
Views: 7346

Re: Drabblecast 186- Garkain by Samantha Henderson

I have come to say one thing, and one thing only: Garkain vs. Drop Bear -- Drop Bear wins. 'Nuff said.

//Never forget the Vegemite in Drop Bear country.
by HPHovercraft
Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:35 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 184, 185 - Horror World 2025
Replies: 77
Views: 13971

Re: Drabblecast 185- Horror World 2025: Part II

...I really liked the reading for Selena, so I adjusted for it in my head and had her character as an American who had been in Britain for a couple of years, probably attending the same finishing school as Lady Di or something. Or Madonna. Hmmm... Madonna. In a roundabout way that make me think we ...
by HPHovercraft
Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:30 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 184, 185 - Horror World 2025
Replies: 77
Views: 13971

Re: Drabblecast 185- Horror World 2025: Part II

PS I was kinda wondering about the 'heavy British accent', because it wasn't really that heavy or even that British. But I really liked the reading for Selena, so I adjusted for it in my head and had her character as an American who had been in Britain for a couple of years, probably attending the ...
by HPHovercraft
Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:49 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 184, 185 - Horror World 2025
Replies: 77
Views: 13971

Re: Drabblecast 185- Horror World 2025: Part II

Absolutely brilliant! I didn't get that Selena was cat woman... wasn't Selena described as African-American, or was that Ben? I also think the monorail should have talked. After all, talking monorails sure put North Haverbrook on the map. Superb work guys - Kevin, Dave, Norm, and forum activists ali...
by HPHovercraft
Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:53 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 183 - Angel of the Ordinary
Replies: 56
Views: 12259

Re: Drabblecast 183- Angel of the Ordinary by Tim Pratt

normsherman wrote:Wait, what's this itunes access issue I'm hearin'? I've got a few system checks in place and the episode made it through OK in each on my end-- are people still having problems? Eat some fiber and get back to me, wanna make sure this gets through the pipes.
Chill dude, it's only South Dakota...
by HPHovercraft
Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:16 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 183 - Angel of the Ordinary
Replies: 56
Views: 12259

Re: Drabblecast 183- Angel of the Ordinary by Tim Pratt

However, I do think that the drabblecast forums will remain untouched when the rapture comes... in their heart not one person here is truly normal. But doesn't that by definition make us all normal? Loved this story... heart-warming & hilarious. Oh yeah, you BET your seven holes are gonna be sealed...
by HPHovercraft
Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:00 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 152 - Trifecta XI
Replies: 41
Views: 8635

Re: Drabblecast 152- Trifecta XI

I contend that this ending was rushed. The story leading up to the ending had total consistency within his world. Much time was spent defining multiple data points establishing how the world worked. The ending violated my expectations (the nature of a good twist) without being consistent with the c...
by HPHovercraft
Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:46 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 152 - Trifecta XI
Replies: 41
Views: 8635

Re: Drabblecast 152- Trifecta XI

I'm reminded of the guy who kept getting reincarnated and then killed by Arthur Dent. One time he cooked him up, then tossed him aside because he wasn't really that hungry. Don't Panic. You mean Agrajag? Actually, I was more reminded of the cow in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. "I'll ju...
by HPHovercraft
Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:51 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 152 - Trifecta XI
Replies: 41
Views: 8635

Re: Drabblecast 152- Trifecta XI

moonowl wrote: Monkeys. I suppose this isn't the board to reveal my almost-phobic dislike of the little crap flingers, is it?
If I was going to be an animal, I would be a monkey. Flinging poo 4tw!

Either that or a pidgeon, same reason.
by HPHovercraft
Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:39 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 152 - Trifecta XI
Replies: 41
Views: 8635

Re: Drabblecast 152- Trifecta XI

HPHovercraft wrote: //It's an old joke, but still hilarious.
Er, and that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
by HPHovercraft
Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:38 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 152 - Trifecta XI
Replies: 41
Views: 8635

Re: Drabblecast 152- Trifecta XI

I loved cod philosophy. Ah, Australia, me ol' stomping ground. Bert Newton on Good Morning Australia would make me want to do more than run along the beach though. There may be puking, or banging of heads. I can't be sure. What I loved most about this week, strangely enough, was our kickass donor of...