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by nowicki1283
Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Sorry Mr. Shakespeare, but only a finite quantity of monkeys was available; the best we could do was this lousy twabble.
by nowicki1283
Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:11 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: You can be a loser at....
Replies: 1
Views: 384

You can be a loser at....

Upon entering the laboratory for the first time in over a month the graduate student stared in horror at the monitor; what was before winter recess a chaotic interplay of black and white shapes, had taken on the alien yet unmistakable form of silent, screaming face. His professor had warned him not ...
by nowicki1283
Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:01 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

And so it was that the universe died; entropy reaching infinity. Order spoke to Chaos “10^52 pickup? I hate your games.”
by nowicki1283
Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:54 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tragedy averted! The cult’s mass suicide attempt was again thwarted by their unquestioning adherence to homeopathy.
by nowicki1283
Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:19 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Cult advice: The “Nameless One” thing is a cop out; even a dark god will be offended if you don’t bother learning its name.
by nowicki1283
Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:13 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Amazing Automated Patent Troll
Replies: 1
Views: 410

The Amazing Automated Patent Troll

The first Automated Self Aware Patent Trolling Machine was both a costly marvel of science, and a dismal failure. Never before had a device been given access to such a wealth of information. In real time it was able to access the patent registry, search a thousand databases of products and processes...
by nowicki1283
Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:47 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Sendoff
Replies: 1
Views: 389

The Sendoff

Yes, that is correct; the machine in the door frame takes a functional scan of your brain and transposes it seamlessly into a virtualized version of this lovely showroom! From there it is a simple matter of simulating all possible interactions between yourself and our friendly and informative sales ...
by nowicki1283
Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

On the experimentation and subsequent disappearance of feline test subject 7B, Project Schrodinger; internal memo:


To the physicists’ dismay the cat was neither alive nor dead, but gone. Improbably, it had tunneled out wholly days ago.
by nowicki1283
Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote: Wait a minute!....
Ah, your forum ID is named for the logical fallacy...I had wondered.
by nowicki1283
Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:21 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Some folks say the ghosts of the Skeptics Society still haunt these back roads; eternally debunking the supernatural.
by nowicki1283
Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:03 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Every conflict was resolved, each ill cured, all grief soothed. Humanity had bested all its enemies. Time to shut down.
by nowicki1283
Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Thank you Strawman! it's been a while since I have put out a twitfic with a message; glad it was noted and enjoyed.
by nowicki1283
Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The Bob Triology: Bob the narcissist stared at his new neural reprogrammer with reverence. Now they would all know the glory of being Bob! The all-against-all-out war of the Bobs was at an end. The only survivor stood victorious atop the rotting pile of Bobs. Alas he was lonely; in the end tending t...
by nowicki1283
Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:05 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The infinite monkeys did produce Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was not the product that cost janitor Dwain his sanity.
by nowicki1283
Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:39 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He loved every inch of her body. Not every square inch, but every cubic inch…he checked. And for this he can never be free.
by nowicki1283
Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Keynes was dead on! The markets are controlled by “animal spirits”. His error was assuming others to be shamans as well.
by nowicki1283
Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:21 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I think it's technically allowable, it's just hard to understand without parsing it a few times. Good call everyone, that was rather ugly after taking a second look at it. I think this is a bit better: The tinnitus is intolerable; the ringing makes it so hard to hear the voices. Now I will never kn...
by nowicki1283
Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:48 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

This tinnitus is really getting to me; with all the ringing it is hard to hear the name of the one the voices want me to kill.
by nowicki1283
Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:31 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Don’t think of the undead as a plague; we just released them to clean up the last invasive species we mistakenly set free.
by nowicki1283
Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7551
Views: 881574

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Both generation X and generation Y were taken aback when generation Z rose up; especially when their brains were eaten.