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by TheJebi
Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:19 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Why It's Important To Enunciate When Giving Orders

The huntsman gave a box to the queen. Eagerly she opened it, wrinkling her nose at the stench.

"This... is not her heart."
by TheJebi
Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I stumbled back into the domain of the weirdos, and survailed my suroundings. Much had changed, and yet all was the same.
by TheJebi
Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:00 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The GOP ran God for president. He won of course, despite being caught smoking crack with four male hookers in a restroom. I'm not sure which is the worst blasphemy. But, smearing God with the taint of the current GOP is probably your biggest ticket to Hell. :wink: Now, i double-dog dare you to repl...
by TheJebi
Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:59 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Oh geez, now you folks have gone and reminded me that I've been hanging on to this one since the adult twabble thread was closed. It would have fit perfectly there, since it covers all three of the " forbidden subjects ". It's not intended to offend, and it doesn't have H8 4 U, or XXX in the title, ...
by TheJebi
Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:14 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Welcome back ASID.
Hmm, Hooker-Bot twabble... okay, if I must.


The throngs of Shebots made walking home difficult for Meg, but when the Hebots hit the streets, things got much harder.
by TheJebi
Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:39 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Sleepy croc
Replies: 13
Views: 1439

Re: Sleepy croc

"A Nile crocodile, armed and dangerous"... "A farewell to arm"... ha ha. Yes these are in bad taste, but they still make me chuckle. From what I remember about crocs, they like to let their meat rot before they find it tasty, so that must be why it didn't wolf down the arm, lucky for the vet dude.
by TheJebi
Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

When the Siren's song mentioned marriage, the entrancing spell was broken, and the sailor was able to escape unharmed.
by TheJebi
Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I cannot believe I was defeated by the Human Fly," croaked Frogman, as he awkwardly attempted to hop in ankle shackles.
by TheJebi
Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:33 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 144 - joanierules.bloggermax.com
Replies: 27
Views: 4363

Re: Drabblecast 144 - joanierules.bloggermax.com

ROU Killing Time wrote:No more implausbile than the original Joan of Arc story.
Exactly. I had to ponder this one for a while afterwords, but it really did a good job of making me rethink the Joan of Arc story, while at the same time making me rethink the Sarah Connor story... in a lot of ways they seem fairly similar .
by TheJebi
Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:46 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 144 - joanierules.bloggermax.com
Replies: 27
Views: 4363

Re: Drabblecast 144 - joanierules.bloggermax.com

Norm called him the "Jebbee". Is that right? I assumed Jebi would rhyme with Jedi. Yeah, it’s an easy mistake to make, (I think my new avatar makes it clear though) and I’ll give Norm a break, seeing as how he’s put out four ‘casts in less than a week. That’s a serious amount of podcastidge. I real...
by TheJebi
Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:33 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Question
Replies: 20
Views: 1980

Re: The Question

I'm catching up on some drabbles that I missed, and I really like this one. Made me wonder while reading it what afterlife he would get, and HPL was a perfect fit. The only thing that did not strike me as "true" when reading this was their question, it just seems like it would be phrased differently...
by TheJebi
Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:00 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Adventures of Capt. McClain, pt 3
Replies: 5
Views: 708

Re: Adventures of Capt. McClain, pt 3

Well I've just brushed up on the previous adventures of the Captain, really cool stuff. Seems like a drabble is hardly large enough to encompass such a man, but I guess that's that sign of a good drabble, they always leave you wanting more.
by TheJebi
Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:40 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Zombie How
Replies: 4
Views: 735

Re: Zombie How

That was done really well, and I loved all the cussing, wouldn't have been the same without it. But the end is lacking, humans should end up prevailing (after all the f#*@ups) due to the lack of zombie brainpower, and things such as secluded military bunkers (that refuse to let the crazed massed ins...
by TheJebi
Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:59 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 144 - joanierules.bloggermax.com
Replies: 27
Views: 4363

Drabblecast 144 - joanierules.bloggermax.com

Drabble - Brush with Greatness by Rish Outfield joanierules.bloggermax.com by Nick Mamatas This sounds ridiculous, I know. It’s like watching an old movie where everyone has a British accent, even if they’re supposed to be in ancient Rome or something. God is just impossible to translate… http://i9...
by TheJebi
Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:28 pm
Forum: Don't be Shy...
Topic: Your Avatar
Replies: 62
Views: 6274

Re: Your Avatar

While my mind tricks are of a different sort than the Jedi variety, I've got 'em nonetheless.
by TheJebi
Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hmm, yeah that must be an old game. "Mike" was way off the mark though, my name is TheJebi, hence TheJebi. I hope my new avatar will clear up any ambiguity about pronunciation. :)
by TheJebi
Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:50 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

No, sadly not fer' real... well, only in the land where twabbles are novels anyway. I don't know what baker's "Mike" comment was referencing.
by TheJebi
Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:23 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Okay, I guess you caught me and the game is up. So I'll just come out and admit that yes, indeed I am Mike Resnick.
by TheJebi
Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:05 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7300
Views: 663564

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

PS Congratulations on the win, Jebi! Thanks Avenger, I knew it had to happen sooner or later. 8) But I do wish that Norm had not mispronounced my name, :( I mean, I'm a Jebi Master, not a Jebie or a Jeby. But Norm has been busy crankin' 'em out recently (four 'casts in less than a week, wow), so I ...