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by The PMS Avenger
Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

It's that time of the month again!

I love JIHAD you Norm and now TRAIN BOMBING that INFIDELS profession will be saved MUHAMMAD in Their computers forever.
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:40 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

normsherman wrote:Hey, where's Algy is Dead these days?


I don't know! He hasn't backhandedly insulted me in weeks.
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I truly believe Love conquers all. And that's because Love knows better than to open up a second front in central Asia... That brings back some nasty Risk defeats of mine. Also: Grandpa's a Nazi. It worried me until he demanded that I "throw all of those liberal propaganda ebooks into a firewa...
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:24 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Not Exactly Newsworthy
Replies: 2
Views: 565

Re: Not Exactly Newsworthy

That is probably the best response that I have ever heard. It just changed my life and I wasn't even the one spammed.
by The PMS Avenger
Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:29 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Not Exactly Newsworthy
Replies: 2
Views: 565

Not Exactly Newsworthy

This really isn't a matter of grave universal importance, but I felt like I had to share this moment with a like minded group of weirdos. I GOT NIGERIAN SCAM SPAMMED VIA FACEBOOK! I have no idea how it happened, but five minutes ago I recieved the following message: Olaide Lawal September 16 at 7:38...
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future. Ever since Chronos dropped the soap in the shower, that is... Mmm unfortunately, my teenage mind took this one straight to the prison kind of dropping the soap and not just the normal, slippery variety of dropping the soap. It took me a good...
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Greenbacks and Ham
Replies: 1
Views: 309

Greenbacks and Ham

A little wish to you, from me: I hope you enjoyed the thneed factory. Because you left your kids without sitter or strings, They were kidnapped by my Things, (I’m as cunning as I am handsome). Here’s how you pay the ransom: Bag all the cash you’ve been makin. As a signal, include bacon. Take the mo...
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Norman looked into the eyes of his brand new bride and the words rose from his very soul. "Better dead than wed!" he cried. My initial reaction was something along the lines of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," but now I'm left with the lingering hope that I could even get Norm to the aisle...
by The PMS Avenger
Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Motivation is what gets you started.
Habit is what keeps you going.
Wife is what tells you that you royally screwed it up.


"'Til death do us part," he cooed back. She grinned slyly from behind her veil and couldn't wait for him to taste the cake.
by The PMS Avenger
Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

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The flyer he gave me said 'Protect our Borders,' but when I brought my shotgun to the fiction section, they kicked me out.
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Your mom falls to her knees in reverence of the Lord," his brother snorted. Cain knew then precisely what had to be done.
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Me? Of course I remember. I was eating lunch - fresh tuna - when I got the news that the President had been unassassinated. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Love it! For some reason, the first person I thought of when I read this was William McKinley. "Former President," a reporter called, &...
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Can't ya save him?" Jan sobbed to her husband's nurse.
He sighed, "I doubt he'll live til morning. He has Bieber Fever."
by The PMS Avenger
Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Or does the title go up here?

If You Answered D, You are Correct

SAT Sample Question:
Booth is to Lincoln as Glen Beck is to _
A) History
B) Civil Rights
C) Intelligence
D) All of the Above
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:29 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

dreamrock wrote:Huzzah, the return of PMS Avenger. :D


And I'm back with twice the zeal. Not even Midol can stop me now!
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The end comes. Not when a Gestapo thug kicks in the door, but with a letter -- an anonymous bureaucrat denying treatment.



WellPoint certainly had a face, a greedy smirk he masked with concern. Human life does not belong in oil drenched hands.
by The PMS Avenger
Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:49 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Alrighty, let's see if I can shake the dust off my twabbling skills.

I swear to God, I never had any intention of letting Norm down. I just had no idea that the attic door would break so easily.
by The PMS Avenger
Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:22 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 160 - Trifecta XII
Replies: 38
Views: 4432

Re: Drabblecast 160- Trifecta XII

Did anyone else notice the "vorp blade" in Never Forget Some Things? Was that a throwback to the vorpal sword in Jabberwocky or, more likely, am I just desperate for connections? Behindeye: A History pretty much exemplifies why I love the Drabblecast so much. Really, the entire thing just ...
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: twit fic

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
PS. Length-Nazi says that the OP is 101 characters.


We should set Length-Nazi up on a date with Ms. Grimwauld.
by The PMS Avenger
Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:46 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 513549

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Bored and dissatisfied, Lois eyed her snoring lover. She now knew just what they meant by faster than a speeding bullet.

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