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- Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:38 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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- Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:40 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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I don't know! He hasn't backhandedly insulted me in weeks.normsherman wrote:Hey, where's Algy is Dead these days?
- Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:35 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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I truly believe Love conquers all. And that's because Love knows better than to open up a second front in central Asia... That brings back some nasty Risk defeats of mine. Also: Grandpa's a Nazi. It worried me until he demanded that I "throw all of those liberal propaganda ebooks into a firewall."
- Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:24 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Not Exactly Newsworthy
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Re: Not Exactly Newsworthy
That is probably the best response that I have ever heard. It just changed my life and I wasn't even the one spammed.
- Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:29 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Not Exactly Newsworthy
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Not Exactly Newsworthy
This really isn't a matter of grave universal importance, but I felt like I had to share this moment with a like minded group of weirdos. I GOT NIGERIAN SCAM SPAMMED VIA FACEBOOK! I have no idea how it happened, but five minutes ago I recieved the following message: Olaide Lawal September 16 at 7:38...
- Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:02 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future. Ever since Chronos dropped the soap in the shower, that is... Mmm unfortunately, my teenage mind took this one straight to the prison kind of dropping the soap and not just the normal, slippery variety of dropping the soap. It took me a good...
- Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:32 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Greenbacks and Ham
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Greenbacks and Ham
A little wish to you, from me: I hope you enjoyed the thneed factory. Because you left your kids without sitter or strings, They were kidnapped by my Things, (I’m as cunning as I am handsome). Here’s how you pay the ransom: Bag all the cash you’ve been makin. As a signal, include bacon. Take the mo...
- Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:02 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Norman looked into the eyes of his brand new bride and the words rose from his very soul. "Better dead than wed!" he cried. My initial reaction was something along the lines of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," but now I'm left with the lingering hope that I could even get Norm to the aisle in the first place.
- Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:36 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"'Til death do us part," he cooed back. She grinned slyly from behind her veil and couldn't wait for him to taste the cake.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Motivation is what gets you started.
Habit is what keeps you going.
Wife is what tells you that you royally screwed it up.
- Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:09 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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The flyer he gave me said 'Protect our Borders,' but when I brought my shotgun to the fiction section, they kicked me out.
- Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:40 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Your mom falls to her knees in reverence of the Lord," his brother snorted. Cain knew then precisely what had to be done.
- Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:36 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Me? Of course I remember. I was eating lunch - fresh tuna - when I got the news that the President had been unassassinated. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Love it! For some reason, the first person I thought of when I read this was William McKinley. "Former President," a reporter called, "What shoul...
- Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:55 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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"Can't ya save him?" Jan sobbed to her husband's nurse.
He sighed, "I doubt he'll live til morning. He has Bieber Fever."
He sighed, "I doubt he'll live til morning. He has Bieber Fever."
- Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:41 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Or does the title go up here?
If You Answered D, You are Correct
SAT Sample Question:
Booth is to Lincoln as Glen Beck is to _
A) History
B) Civil Rights
C) Intelligence
D) All of the Above
SAT Sample Question:
Booth is to Lincoln as Glen Beck is to _
A) History
B) Civil Rights
C) Intelligence
D) All of the Above
- Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:29 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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And I'm back with twice the zeal. Not even Midol can stop me now!dreamrock wrote:Huzzah, the return of PMS Avenger.
- Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:09 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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WellPoint certainly had a face, a greedy smirk he masked with concern. Human life does not belong in oil drenched hands.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The end comes. Not when a Gestapo thug kicks in the door, but with a letter -- an anonymous bureaucrat denying treatment.
- Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:49 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Alrighty, let's see if I can shake the dust off my twabbling skills.
I swear to God, I never had any intention of letting Norm down. I just had no idea that the attic door would break so easily.
I swear to God, I never had any intention of letting Norm down. I just had no idea that the attic door would break so easily.
- Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:22 am
- Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
- Topic: Drabblecast 160 - Trifecta XII
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Re: Drabblecast 160- Trifecta XII
Did anyone else notice the "vorp blade" in Never Forget Some Things? Was that a throwback to the vorpal sword in Jabberwocky or, more likely, am I just desperate for connections? Behindeye: A History pretty much exemplifies why I love the Drabblecast so much. Really, the entire thing just blew my mi...
- Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:36 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Re: twit fic
We should set Length-Nazi up on a date with Ms. Grimwauld.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
PS. Length-Nazi says that the OP is 101 characters.
- Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:46 am
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Bored and dissatisfied, Lois eyed her snoring lover. She now knew just what they meant by faster than a speeding bullet.