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I love JIHAD you Norm and now TRAIN BOMBING that INFIDELS profession will be saved MUHAMMAD in Their computers forever.

normsherman wrote:Hey, where's Algy is Dead these days?

I don't know! He hasn't backhandedly insulted me in weeks.

I truly believe Love conquers all. And that's because Love knows better than to open up a second front in central Asia... That brings back some nasty Risk defeats of mine. Also: Grandpa's a Nazi. It worried me until he demanded that I "throw all of those liberal propaganda ebooks into a firewall."

That is probably the best response that I have ever heard. It just changed my life and I wasn't even the one spammed.

This really isn't a matter of grave universal importance, but I felt like I had to share this moment with a like minded group of weirdos. I GOT NIGERIAN SCAM SPAMMED VIA FACEBOOK! I have no idea how it happened, but five minutes ago I recieved the following message: Olaide Lawal September 16 at 7:38...

Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future. Ever since Chronos dropped the soap in the shower, that is... Mmm unfortunately, my teenage mind took this one straight to the prison kind of dropping the soap and not just the normal, slippery variety of dropping the soap. It took me a good...

A little wish to you, from me: I hope you enjoyed the thneed factory. Because you left your kids without sitter or strings, They were kidnapped by my Things, (I’m as cunning as I am handsome). Here’s how you pay the ransom: Bag all the cash you’ve been makin. As a signal, include bacon. Take the mo...

Norman looked into the eyes of his brand new bride and the words rose from his very soul. "Better dead than wed!" he cried. My initial reaction was something along the lines of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," but now I'm left with the lingering hope that I could even get Norm to the aisle in the first place.

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Motivation is what gets you started.
Habit is what keeps you going.
Wife is what tells you that you royally screwed it up.

"'Til death do us part," he cooed back. She grinned slyly from behind her veil and couldn't wait for him to taste the cake.

Me? Of course I remember. I was eating lunch - fresh tuna - when I got the news that the President had been unassassinated. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Love it! For some reason, the first person I thought of when I read this was William McKinley. "Former President," a reporter called, "What shoul...

If You Answered D, You are Correct

SAT Sample Question:
Booth is to Lincoln as Glen Beck is to _
A) History
B) Civil Rights
C) Intelligence
D) All of the Above

dreamrock wrote:Huzzah, the return of PMS Avenger.

And I'm back with twice the zeal. Not even Midol can stop me now!

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The end comes. Not when a Gestapo thug kicks in the door, but with a letter -- an anonymous bureaucrat denying treatment.

WellPoint certainly had a face, a greedy smirk he masked with concern. Human life does not belong in oil drenched hands.

Alrighty, let's see if I can shake the dust off my twabbling skills.

I swear to God, I never had any intention of letting Norm down. I just had no idea that the attic door would break so easily.

Did anyone else notice the "vorp blade" in Never Forget Some Things? Was that a throwback to the vorpal sword in Jabberwocky or, more likely, am I just desperate for connections? Behindeye: A History pretty much exemplifies why I love the Drabblecast so much. Really, the entire thing just blew my mi...

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
PS. Length-Nazi says that the OP is 101 characters.

We should set Length-Nazi up on a date with Ms. Grimwauld.