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by seani
Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

That skin tag you fiddle with? Sometimes it's the start of a skin zipper. You may be luckier: I'll never get it all back in.

(credit to Munsi!)
by seani
Sun Aug 21, 2016 12:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

What? Your husband's trapped in the wardrobe and had a heart attack? Should you force the door? Not yet Mrs Schrödinger
by seani
Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Niboree wrote:I’m so cold, spinning all alone through the dark. All I ever wanted to be was somebody’s home, but I am too far from the sun.
Great.
by seani
Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:33 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Damn you, Spooner!", cried Belial, as razor talons forced him back into the Pit.

The Lord was indeed a shoving leopard.



ETA: I've got a horrible feeling that - despite no conscious plagiarism - this has been done before on DC, and I've recycled it without realising. Bah!
by seani
Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I'm not reading all that", complained Satan, "it'll take forever. The really evil ones can prove it in 100 characters"
by seani
Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:52 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Following a long, delicious meal, we cheerily wave adieu to our host. But he just twitches. And they say botfly are rude.
by seani
Wed Sep 09, 2015 4:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"No, no!" I rebuke. "You have fewer fingers - they are discrete and you can still count them - but you scream for less pain"
by seani
Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:44 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Niboree wrote:Congratulations, Earthlings! Your world has been chosen for the Planetball Tournament. Better hold on to something.

Great tone.
by seani
Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:43 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tightly grasping the ancient sundial's twisted gnomon, I ease it straight. The Sun roars and lurches. Darkness falls.
by seani
Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:38 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"This is Ashley Madison. Press #1 for Sorrow, #2 for Joy, #3 for A Girl, and #4 for a Boy. Option #7 is no longer available."
by seani
Mon May 19, 2014 5:27 pm
Forum: 2013 Drabblecast People's Choice Awards
Topic: Vote for Best Twabble : 2013 People's Choice
Replies: 5
Views: 2392

Re: Vote for Best Twabble : 2013 People's Choice

Just caught up far enough to hear that episode - woohoo! - with stiff competition.

Mrs Seani was more impressed with this than anything else I've ever done.
by seani
Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Glimpsed from a certain angle, the fingerprints on this iPad screen form a skull. Your hints could be more subtle, life.
by seani
Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:03 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
seani wrote:As I type, revelations pour onto the screen. I realise I've selected "Absolute Truth Serif" - the font of all knowledge.
Very nice!
But that font can't be that good, because you failed to spell "realize" the proper, American, way! :wink:
Bullzhit!
by seani
Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As I type, revelations pour onto the screen. I realise I've selected "Absolute Truth Serif" - the font of all knowledge.
by seani
Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The Great Architect draws his quill in a monstrous fractal curve across dimensions. The inkwell topples; Dark Matter.
by seani
Fri May 11, 2012 11:22 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My bloody stumps drag over the pentangle, in-out, in-out, ETERNAL shaking.

"THIS is what it's all about!", He cackles.
by seani
Thu May 27, 2010 8:42 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 163 - Once a Month on a Sunday
Replies: 33
Views: 5763

Re: Drabblecast 163- Once a Month on a Sunday by Ian McHugh

Well, scratch that idea. Flicking between the MP3 and M4A versions, I can't hear any difference. I did note that the M4A file is 2 seconds longer than the MP3 file. Typical: pandering to the latest audio fashion by giving them extra content. There are only two other reasons I can think of: 1) I'm 44...
by seani
Thu May 27, 2010 8:23 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 163 - Once a Month on a Sunday
Replies: 33
Views: 5763

Re: Drabblecast 163- Once a Month on a Sunday by Ian McHugh

Maybe worth pointing out that I listen to the MP3 feed, downloaded through gPodder and then either played via my desktop speakers or loaded to a cheap MP3 player.

I'll try downloading the newer format, see if that sounds any different.
by seani
Wed May 26, 2010 11:23 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7309
Views: 679573

Fast food

3am in the chip shop. Just him, me, and a locked door. And what I'm starting to realise is a human hand in the deep fat fryer.
by seani
Wed May 26, 2010 11:08 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 163 - Once a Month on a Sunday
Replies: 33
Views: 5763

Re: Drabblecast 163- Once a Month on a Sunday by Ian McHugh

El Barto I was just about to say something very similar. I didn't have a problem with the narrator - liked her accent, and her reading - and didn't have a problem with the music / ambient sounds individually. But it seemed to me that there was something about the mix that made the reading sound indi...