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by aliensuitcase
Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:48 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

When Grandma passed Grampa started wearing her dresses and makeup. The holidays sure got weird when Tranma stopped by.
by aliensuitcase
Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:24 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

Re: Optimistic Valentine

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
aliensuitcase wrote:You literally "hit bottom"...
Yes, it's a sad tale of tail.
Don Mack put some of his retired hoes back on the streets but had trouble naming his new plan. Cash for Clunkers was taken.
by aliensuitcase
Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:10 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

Re: Optimistic Valentine

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I hit bottom and resorted to selling my crack for crack.
But after confiding in my cleric, sales immediately increased.
You literally "hit bottom"...
by aliensuitcase
Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:00 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

i thought this only happened to morons...

My back windshield is smashed. Why? I drove away with the stupid hose from the gas pump still connected to my car. Genius!
by aliensuitcase
Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

Re: three more...

Tampon Girl's irrational crime fighting methods were forgiven when she absorbed the town pool saving the mayor's son. Alas, Tampon Girl's ignoble career was cut short when the senior prom and her "monthly visitor" came in the same period. http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6978/80213544.th.jpg
by aliensuitcase
Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:51 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

Re: three more...

Squirrel Boy ... ... beaver (boy)... ... Turd Boy ... The aldermen noticed an evil trend and sent all the boys far away. But it was in vain. Tampon Girl was spawned the next day. PS, I especially liked the Squirrel Boy one. Tampon Girl's irrational crime fighting methods were forgiven when she abso...
by aliensuitcase
Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:30 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

three more...

Squirrel Boy was popular in town, he would climb almost anything. Then he got totally fat and ruined all the power lines. Bitten by a radioactive beaver, Bill grew a beaver tail and dammed the mississippi. Then the radiation gave him cancer. Struck by lighting in a port-a-potty at the county fair, ...
by aliensuitcase
Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The public's outrage got bloody and took to the streets. Angry posts were posted. Facebook changed their layout again.
by aliensuitcase
Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:57 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

sweater envy

Moth Man would hang around streetlights when not fighting crime. The town didn't mind, until their sheep went missing.
by aliensuitcase
Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

state of the union

Assuring the country that the radiation was not dangerous, president Obama wiped a blue tentacle across his forehead.
by aliensuitcase
Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:10 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

the situation

Battle cries roared from the tan, muscled crowd. Their new leader pumped his fist in victory on the bloody Jersey shore.
by aliensuitcase
Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:20 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7660
Views: 1082456

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Powerless, I watched him drop my bloody teeth in a metal pan. Clink. Clink. Witnessed by her photo on the dentist's wall.