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"The hell is--"
Static.
Suddenly, all communication with Australia was lost.
Atlas really dropped the ball this time.

Dan didn't realize how bad the winter was until he heard the jingle at the grocer's. Ice-A-Roni! The San Fransico treat!

I splurged and bought an expensive razor. Y'know, the five-bladed kind?
My victims barely felt it!

munsi wrote:Attn Lab: Dr. Thomas will be leaving our employ to work on his time machine. We wish him the best in his future endeavours.

I do love a good pun. Literally. I'm stalking several right now.

Last week, I had an ear infection. There were three days of debilitating pain, such that I couldn't listen to strange audio fiction, so I went to the doctor. She gave me an antibiotic. I took the medicine as prescribed, faithfully, three times a day, every six to eight hours, and the pain is gone an...

strawman wrote:

tbaker2500 wrote:

munsi wrote:i dunno, writing "this is awesome" doesn't take up that much of my day.

And it has a lot more impact.

So sad, if true.

If we had a like button, I'd click it for this post.

StalinSays wrote:Even if they look like Smarties. Which they don't.

They do if you use a colorful sharpie and the person eating them is stupid.

http://tinyurl.com/lithi-YUM

Apparently, those lithium button batteries are bad for you.

Personally, I think they tast quite good with those little packets in shoe boxes that say "Desiccant - DO NOT EAT" .

http://gralienreport.com/ufos/do-aliens ... sions-too/

I should get to class...

:arrow: "The Day I Died..." “Did I ever tell you about the day I died?” “Yes, grandpa. Like, twenty times today.” Came their reply, which I ignored. “I was driving my first floating automobile, when BAM!” (I shout to increase dramatic effect) “A Glurgg darts out in front of me! I swerve… ...

“Did I ever tell you about the day I died?” “Yes, grandpa. Like, twenty times today.” Came their reply, which I ignored. “I was driving my first floating automobile, when BAM!” (I shout to increase dramatic effect) “A Glurgg darts out in front of me! I swerve… INTO A XARKLIAN BOMB-TREE! Luckily, it ...

I shouldn’t have put that light bulb in the microwave; now the appliances have formed up into an evil electric golem.