"The hell is--"
Static.
Suddenly, all communication with Australia was lost.
Atlas really dropped the ball this time.
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- Sun Jul 23, 2017 3:35 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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- Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:54 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Dan didn't realize how bad the winter was until he heard the jingle at the grocer's. Ice-A-Roni! The San Fransico treat!
- Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:14 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I splurged and bought an expensive razor. Y'know, the five-bladed kind?
My victims barely felt it!
My victims barely felt it!
- Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:51 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I do love a good pun. Literally. I'm stalking several right now.munsi wrote:Attn Lab: Dr. Thomas will be leaving our employ to work on his time machine. We wish him the best in his future endeavours.
Recovery
Last week, I had an ear infection. There were three days of debilitating pain, such that I couldn't listen to strange audio fiction, so I went to the doctor. She gave me an antibiotic. I took the medicine as prescribed, faithfully, three times a day, every six to eight hours, and the pain is gone an...
- Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:23 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Someone Will Have to Write a Letter to the Parents
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- Views: 1267
Re: Someone Will Have to Write a Letter to the Parents
If we had a like button, I'd click it for this post.strawman wrote:So sad, if true.tbaker2500 wrote:And it has a lot more impact.munsi wrote:i dunno, writing "this is awesome" doesn't take up that much of my day.
- Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:10 am
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Lithi-YUM batteries
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Re: Lithi-YUM batteries
They do if you use a colorful sharpie and the person eating them is stupid.StalinSays wrote:Even if they look like Smarties. Which they don't.
- Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:56 am
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Lithi-YUM batteries
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Lithi-YUM batteries
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Apparently, those lithium button batteries are bad for you.
Personally, I think they tast quite good with those little packets in shoe boxes that say "Desiccant - DO NOT EAT"
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Apparently, those lithium button batteries are bad for you.
Personally, I think they tast quite good with those little packets in shoe boxes that say "Desiccant - DO NOT EAT"

- Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:57 am
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Do Aliens Have Economic Recessions Too?
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Do Aliens Have Economic Recessions Too?
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I should get to class...
I should get to class...
- Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:54 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Man Heaven
:arrow: "The Day I Died..." “Did I ever tell you about the day I died?” “Yes, grandpa. Like, twenty times today.” Came their reply, which I ignored. “I was driving my first floating automobile, when BAM!” (I shout to increase dramatic effect) “A Glurgg darts out in front of me! I swerve… INTO A XAR...
- Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:45 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Day I Died...
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The Day I Died...
“Did I ever tell you about the day I died?” “Yes, grandpa. Like, twenty times today.” Came their reply, which I ignored. “I was driving my first floating automobile, when BAM!” (I shout to increase dramatic effect) “A Glurgg darts out in front of me! I swerve… INTO A XARKLIAN BOMB-TREE! Luckily, it ...
- Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:42 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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!WARNING: DO NOT MICROWAVE!

