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by AJHunter
Sun Jul 23, 2017 3:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 512799

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"The hell is--"
Static.
Suddenly, all communication with Australia was lost.
Atlas really dropped the ball this time.
by AJHunter
Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:54 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 512799

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Dan didn't realize how bad the winter was until he heard the jingle at the grocer's. Ice-A-Roni! The San Fransico treat!
by AJHunter
Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:14 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 512799

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I splurged and bought an expensive razor. Y'know, the five-bladed kind?
My victims barely felt it!
by AJHunter
Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:51 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 512799

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

munsi wrote:Attn Lab: Dr. Thomas will be leaving our employ to work on his time machine. We wish him the best in his future endeavours.


I do love a good pun. Literally. I'm stalking several right now.
by AJHunter
Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:41 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Recovery
Replies: 0
Views: 242

Recovery

Last week, I had an ear infection. There were three days of debilitating pain, such that I couldn't listen to strange audio fiction, so I went to the doctor. She gave me an antibiotic. I took the medicine as prescribed, faithfully, three times a day, every six to eight hours, and the pain is gone an...
by AJHunter
Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:23 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Someone Will Have to Write a Letter to the Parents
Replies: 8
Views: 639

Re: Someone Will Have to Write a Letter to the Parents

strawman wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:
munsi wrote:i dunno, writing "this is awesome" doesn't take up that much of my day.


And it has a lot more impact.


So sad, if true.


If we had a like button, I'd click it for this post.
by AJHunter
Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:10 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Lithi-YUM batteries
Replies: 2
Views: 445

Re: Lithi-YUM batteries

StalinSays wrote:Even if they look like Smarties. Which they don't.

They do if you use a colorful sharpie and the person eating them is stupid.
by AJHunter
Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:56 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Lithi-YUM batteries
Replies: 2
Views: 445

Lithi-YUM batteries

http://tinyurl.com/lithi-YUM

Apparently, those lithium button batteries are bad for you.

Personally, I think they tast quite good with those little packets in shoe boxes that say "Desiccant - DO NOT EAT" :mrgreen: .
by AJHunter
Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 512799

Man Heaven

:arrow: "The Day I Died..." “Did I ever tell you about the day I died?” “Yes, grandpa. Like, twenty times today.” Came their reply, which I ignored. “I was driving my first floating automobile, when BAM!” (I shout to increase dramatic effect) “A Glurgg darts out in front of me! I swerve… ...
by AJHunter
Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:45 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Day I Died...
Replies: 1
Views: 369

The Day I Died...

“Did I ever tell you about the day I died?” “Yes, grandpa. Like, twenty times today.” Came their reply, which I ignored. “I was driving my first floating automobile, when BAM!” (I shout to increase dramatic effect) “A Glurgg darts out in front of me! I swerve… INTO A XARKLIAN BOMB-TREE! Luckily, it ...
by AJHunter
Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:42 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7261
Views: 512799

!WARNING: DO NOT MICROWAVE!

:twisted: I shouldn’t have put that light bulb in the microwave; now the appliances have formed up into an evil electric golem. :twisted:

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