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by gustomaestro
Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:53 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Morning Report
Replies: 5
Views: 902

Re: Morning Report

ROU Killing Time wrote:I like it. :) You aren't from Portland, Oregon are you?
Long, long, long way from. Almost the longest.
by gustomaestro
Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:51 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Morning Report
Replies: 5
Views: 902

Re: Morning Report

ZuSquared wrote:Justin Bieber hits town again?
Kid could use a whiff or two of doom gas, that's true!
by gustomaestro
Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:40 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1188439

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:
gustomaestro wrote:The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"
Great caption for a Far-Side cartoon. Just add drawing.
Funnily enough I had the ambition to be a cartoonist. Once.
by gustomaestro
Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:23 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Deeper Than You Know
Replies: 2
Views: 611

Re: Deeper Than You Know

Quite an eccentric and inventive piece. Nicely offbeat.
by gustomaestro
Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:17 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Coming of the Doombringer
Replies: 8
Views: 1136

Re: The Coming of the Doombringer

Amusingly glib and nondescript. Works for me.
by gustomaestro
Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:09 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Hungry Blue
Replies: 0
Views: 815

The Hungry Blue

The kid looked back at the empty shore. No sign of movement. Puzzled, he lay upon his surfboard, lolling to the gentle rhythm of the ocean. For a time he drifted alone between sea and sun, until a fast-rising hiss made him turn. More in amazement than fear he watched the sky-high wall of water bear ...
by gustomaestro
Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:57 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Morning Report
Replies: 5
Views: 902

Morning Report

Transit-cits are advised to seek alternative routes through Poxtown and Canker City where yesterday’s Snort-screamer rampages have flared up again. The Authority warns domi-cits within a ten-mile radius of the hotspots to make preparations for helljelly and doom gas assaults. It apologises for any i...
by gustomaestro
Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1188439

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As the great World Serpent stirred, Odin faced the other Gods, single eye ablaze. "Time to Ragnarok 'n' roll!" he cried.
by gustomaestro
Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:50 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1188439

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Dwight hummed as he ghosted his target, gun in one pocket, eggs in the other. What would it be today: soft or hard-boiled?
by gustomaestro
Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1188439

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"
by gustomaestro
Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7705
Views: 1188439

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The gibbering, weeping throng hushes as the Wall of Adoration rolls in. With drooling ecstasy they watch the paint dry.
by gustomaestro
Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:04 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: War and Peace and Waterfowl
Replies: 4
Views: 681

Re: War and Peace and Waterfowl

How bestial!
by gustomaestro
Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Killy
Replies: 4
Views: 739

Re: Killy

strawman wrote:Killy Rules would make an interesting Drabble
The first rule of Killy is... oh never mind.
by gustomaestro
Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Morose Coloured Glasses
Replies: 7
Views: 1769

Re: Morose Coloured Glasses

Another cool one. Very clever. Not that I've read any Koontz lately. Very little since 'Watchers' in fact.
by gustomaestro
Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:48 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Creator Dude.
Replies: 4
Views: 884

Re: Creator Dude.

What could have been the inspiration behind this one?
by gustomaestro
Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:19 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Happy Motoring
Replies: 9
Views: 1327

Re: Happy Motoring

Like this one. A lot of fun.
by gustomaestro
Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Tickle Time.
Replies: 3
Views: 933

Re: Tickle Time.

Strong sense of mood created, swiftly subverted. Great.
by gustomaestro
Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:55 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Everybody Loves Blobbybobs!
Replies: 1
Views: 563

Everybody Loves Blobbybobs!

The command bunker’s monitors displayed a tide of plastoid playthings surging relentlessly over a landscape choked by ash and slag. Billions of pairs of little arms stretched forth for an embrace that would never come, a massed idiot migration in a world all but gone to the grave. A door crashed ope...
by gustomaestro
Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Killy
Replies: 4
Views: 739

Killy

My team won killy today. Timmy’s team is The Traitors. Mine is The Deviants. This killy was on a dead whale in the sea and sharks were eating it. Our teams were on the whale and they pushed each other off. The sharks did killy on everybody until only one was left. Plutark was the winner. He was a ho...
by gustomaestro
Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:18 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Jacked
Replies: 13
Views: 1589

Re: Jacked

Very cute and matter-of-fact tone to it. Excellent.