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by JeffJ
Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Munsi Drabbles about Zombies
Replies: 1
Views: 629

Re: Munsi Drabbles about Zombies

Love #2!!
by JeffJ
Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:40 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dead on the Inside
Replies: 5
Views: 974

Re: Dead on the Inside

I still love this one!
by JeffJ
Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:18 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Issue With Time Travel
Replies: 11
Views: 1421

Re: The Issue With Time Travel

Very Niven-esque.
by JeffJ
Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:17 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Here There Be Monsters
Replies: 1
Views: 483

Here There Be Monsters

Transcript of partially restored pages previously removed from the log of Captain Morehouse, Dei Gratia, 1872. December 4 “ ...boarded the derelict... ...Deveau reported ‘a thoroughly wet mess’... ...crewmen to take stock of ship’s stores... ...lurched from... ...savage in their countenance as they...
by JeffJ
Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:48 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Who Pushes the Paper Pushers?
Replies: 2
Views: 685

Who Pushes the Paper Pushers?

The paper-pusher didn’t even bother to make eye-contact. If someone asked him, two minutes from now, what I looked like he wouldn’t have a clue! Asshole. Yes, I filled out the form; it’s right here. Yes, I have 3 pieces of I.D. Yes, I’m really having fun looking at the side of your head. Big mole… N...
by JeffJ
Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:35 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Nothing At All
Replies: 4
Views: 644

Re: Nothing At All

Love it!
by JeffJ
Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:59 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Easter's on its way
Replies: 2
Views: 474

Easter's on its way

“Here comes Peter Cottontail Hoppin’ down the bunny trail Hippity, Hoppity...” The shotgun roared and the rabbit disappeared in a spray of blood and bone. McGregor snorted with satisfaction. “How do you like them carrots?” he thought. McGregor allowed himself a pause to enjoy the moment, then turned...
by JeffJ
Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:52 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dead on the Inside
Replies: 5
Views: 974

Re: Dead on the Inside

I love it!
The visual won't get out of my head! :-D
by JeffJ
Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:00 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Quiet Dinner
Replies: 3
Views: 530

Re: A Quiet Dinner

It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
by JeffJ
Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:28 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Valediction
Replies: 6
Views: 897

Re: Valediction

Thanks! I like when the eyeball flies off. :-)
by JeffJ
Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:38 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes
Replies: 13
Views: 1152

Re: And a Jar Nearby, Its Lid Poked Full of Holes

BRILLIANT!

My daughter must never, ever read it!
by JeffJ
Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:20 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Valediction
Replies: 1
Views: 475

Valediction

The professor surveyed the eight operating tables. Eight tables, eight bodies. Splayed thoracic and abdominal cavities with their vivisected organs glistened wetly under the operating theatre’s lights. Dialysis and perfusion equipment hummed and whirred, keeping the subjects alive. The professor add...
by JeffJ
Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Valediction
Replies: 6
Views: 897

Valediction

The professor surveyed the eight operating tables. Eight tables, eight bodies. Splayed thoracic and abdominal cavities with their vivisected organs glistened wetly under the operating theatre’s lights. Dialysis and perfusion equipment hummed and whirred, keeping the subjects alive. The professor add...
by JeffJ
Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:50 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Whodunnit (revisited)
Replies: 1
Views: 435

Whodunnit (revisited)

Back in June I offered Whodunnit based on a pretty simple (blunt) concept. Then, recently Norm Sherman emailed me and offered that while my drabble had potential, it lacked subtlety. Norm offered some suggestions (rewrites), I rewrote, and Norm offered more suggestions (better rewrites). In the end ...
by JeffJ
Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:29 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Six Legs Quake in Fear
Replies: 4
Views: 919

Re: Six Legs Quake in Fear

This page has Ads by Google?
by JeffJ
Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:26 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed to Own a Pharmaceutical Company
Replies: 2
Views: 501

Re: Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed to Own a Pharmaceutical Company

... The two execs sipped their bottle water while they waited for their food order. It had been a great day on the stock market; their pharmaceuticals had performed just as planned.

Unfortunately, neither could have known that the bottled water wasn't "pure spring water" as advertised...
by JeffJ
Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:05 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Bon Appetit
Replies: 4
Views: 707

Re: Bon Appetit

Love it!
by JeffJ
Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: #movieswithbatman
Replies: 10
Views: 881

Re: #movieswithbatman

strawman wrote:French Canadians sound like Buckwheat?
Maybe. What does Buckwheat sound like?
by JeffJ
Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:55 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: #movieswithbatman
Replies: 10
Views: 881

Re: #movieswithbatman

That's a Parisian French accent. A Canadian French accent sounds like this:

"To da Batscave!"
by JeffJ
Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:32 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Levelling the Playing Field
Replies: 14
Views: 1202

Re: Levelling the Playing Field

"God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology." [Lazarus Long, _Time Enough for Love_ by Robert Heinlein]

Or God split himself into a Zillion parts that he might be a universe.