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by pettclan
Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:19 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Sympathy
Replies: 0
Views: 510

Sympathy

Cold, sick, tired, hungry. Been walking for days. Endless walking. The buildings I pass are empty. Smashed windows and smouldering rubble. Around the next corner I finally see some people. Then I smell something... I smell FOOD! I stumble towards them as quick as I can with arms outstretched, trying...
by pettclan
Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:26 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Carniverous parrots attack and eat sheep
Replies: 6
Views: 1268

Carniverous parrots attack and eat sheep

When sheep began to die in snowfields, Keas (parrots in New Zealand) rediscovered a lucrative livelihood as scavengers and even attacked live sheep. They seek animal fat and will tear open carcasses to consume meat and internal organs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=552x2YFjsw0
by pettclan
Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:45 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Earth Disaster
Replies: 6
Views: 818

Re: Earth Disaster

--Where are the research humans from and how old are they?

--Those ones? They are the from the youth-in-Asia stock.
by pettclan
Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:18 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Earth Disaster
Replies: 6
Views: 818

Re: Earth Disaster

"Can I just eat them instead of freezing them?"
Signed,
Velo C Raptor
by pettclan
Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 820156

Microparticularized whey protien derived fat substitute

From: Alien
To: Humans
You can't even EAT correctly. What makes you think we are going to give you warp drive technology?
by pettclan
Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:09 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 820156

Where is it?

I told lost and found that I lost my mind. It was funny until they pulled out a large box of brains.
by pettclan
Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:27 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Just wait. You'll see!
Replies: 0
Views: 617

Just wait. You'll see!

I've done it! I've finally learned how to time travel! Watch and I shall show you how. No need for any fancy shmancy special equipment either. I've discovered this technique by exploring the metaphysical realm via the help of peyote and magic mushrooms given to me by my brother in law. You see, time...
by pettclan
Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:02 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 4 (Fall 2010)
Topic: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm
Replies: 137
Views: 44138

Re: MB4 R2 - Lamb Chops vs. Big Boris vs. The Meth Worm

Well, I'm casting my vote for Lamb Chops. Having the unfortunate luck to see a Meth Worm (disguised in human form) in action years ago I can tell you that they are fast, dangerous, have way too much energy, and can't think straight for more than a few seconds at best. He is going to attack the first...
by pettclan
Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:11 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 820156

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

munsi wrote:I was sick of his patronizing attitude, so I filled his office with hungry lions. I'm a patient man, but I've got my pride.
He was punned to death!
by pettclan
Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7417
Views: 820156

Tweet Tweet

The wild bird seed I bought at the store seemed like a good idea. Until all the wild birds sprouted.
by pettclan
Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:06 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Yawn
Replies: 3
Views: 621

Re: Yawn

Phenopath wrote:Oh, and welcome, welcome, welcome to the forums pettclan.
Well thank you thank you thank you. You have read the 2nd story I have ever posted. Well, fiction that is. I've got about 30 writings in my personal blog, but they are all just my insanely bizarre and vivid dreams.
by pettclan
Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:10 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Yawn
Replies: 3
Views: 621

Yawn

I don't understand it. We were having the new creature we rescued from the damaged ship go through the usual tests when it started dying. It became quite agitated when we tried to help it, but it kept laying down, covering it's light receptors with thin membranes and becoming non-responsive. Only it...
by pettclan
Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:00 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Coffee Table
Replies: 0
Views: 502

Coffee Table

Who would want a coffee table with wheels on it anyway? Ex-roommates, that's who. Does make it easier to push out the door though. Oh look, it's Mr. "I have a perfect lawn" running down the street....with a knife.... chasing a screaming little girl...with blood on her arm.... Hmmm.. coffee table on ...