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by Betadog
Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:58 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Twenty Miles Outside of Town
Replies: 0
Views: 9399

Twenty Miles Outside of Town

I could tell something was wrong as soon as I got up, so I got my revolver out of the safe before going around to check all the windows and doors. From the kitchen window I saw the hunched monstrosity, perched on a tree stump. It's gnarled, caricatures of hands danced over the keys of a gore splatte...
by Betadog
Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:45 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7308
Views: 679338

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Too Curious
He found the bones while hunting madly for escape. A lot of bones.
There had been other Georges before him. Many Georges.
by Betadog
Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7308
Views: 679338

Suzie

Suzie said her body was a temple. She drank all the gas in my car and ate most of my cat.
She never did say what kind of temple.
by Betadog
Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:39 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 181 - Funeral Song for a Ventriloquist
Replies: 54
Views: 6738

Re: Drabblecast 181- Funeral Song for a Ventriloquist

Hey, did anyone else pick up on a Nyarlethotep vibe? Maybe I'm stating the obvious here but the whole story addressing the big black nothingness seemed like a nod to the opening line of "Nyarlethotep" by HPL where the narrator addresses the "...audient void...". Nothing to listen but listen it does....
by Betadog
Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Not Here To Make Familiars (better title anyone?)
Replies: 2
Views: 449

Not Here To Make Familiars (better title anyone?)

You know what it’s like, quivering at the edge of The Pit. Yawning out in front of you, filling the horizon, starring up at you with all it’s unknowable, annihilating depth. Homunculi beside you, gripping your arms. “Gorkus, you forgot to add eye of newt to your potion,” said one of the judges, but ...
by Betadog
Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:02 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Classics 13 (EP 192) - Rangifer Volans
Replies: 31
Views: 5842

Re: Drabblecast 192 - Rangifer Volans

Loved this episode, listened to it twice in a row while cooking some baby back ribs.
by Betadog
Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:51 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 193 - Scales
Replies: 26
Views: 3941

Re: Drabblecast 193 - Scales

Loved the main fiction, art, and drabble, a great way to close out the year. Thanks for picking my twit fic, Norm! First time published!

Swamps make for such a vibrant, mysterious setting. I think it goes back to Dagoba.
by Betadog
Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:44 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Astronomical
Replies: 5
Views: 615

Re: Astronomical

Loof wrote:Nice! Reminded me of Hitchhiker's.
Yeah, me too, in a good way.
by Betadog
Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:25 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Saints and Santas Connection
Replies: 6
Views: 752

Re: The Saints and Santas Connection

Very cool.

Would have been easy to go too far (this cookie is my body, this milk is my blood etc.)
by Betadog
Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:10 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7308
Views: 679338

Re: My first ever Twabble...

metabutch wrote:Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get out of this damn cell. Sometimes, late at night, I wonder if I really am just a nucleus.
Good one! I have been trying to come up with a joke involving the Golgi Apparatus, but they all end up sounding too dirty. :lol:
by Betadog
Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7308
Views: 679338

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Inorganic Foods"
"Dolphin Danger"
"Now with extra cruelty!"
No doubt about it. I had crossed over at the super market.


P.S. Hmmm, needs something.
by Betadog
Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:32 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: One Last 2010 Drabble
Replies: 7
Views: 813

Re: One Last 2010 Drabble

"My God, it's full of HAM!"
by Betadog
Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:51 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: All the Time in the World
Replies: 3
Views: 576

Re: All the Time in the World

Oh Oh Oh! Marry Krampus!

Loved it!
by Betadog
Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:15 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7308
Views: 679338

Free Puppies!

"Hey, want a puppy?"
"Sorry, I'm a cat person."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
My claws retracted when the kid put it back in the box.
by Betadog
Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: TOILET PAPER
Replies: 3
Views: 698

Re: TOILET PAPER

Nice! I'd like it broken up into 2-3 paragraphs but nice!
by Betadog
Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:41 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Flammable
Replies: 8
Views: 803

Re: Flammable

Knock knock "I'm here to fix your aqueduct."
by Betadog
Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:27 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 191 - Primary Pollinator
Replies: 29
Views: 8643

Re: Drabblecast 191 - Primary Pollinator

I loved this story, especially the down on his luck main character, forced to please and nurture an organism he hates that is strangling something he loves. I worked at the Olive Garden near SFSU for four years and it was exactly like this, watching the little ma and pop italian restaurants in west ...
by Betadog
Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:44 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: A Ceaseless Mechanical Ham
Replies: 9
Views: 698

Re: A Ceaseless Mechanical Ham

The Nazis were working on a black forrest version of this. Thank God they never succeeded.

Best title ever.
by Betadog
Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:36 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Frozen Time
Replies: 8
Views: 766

Re: Frozen Time

A friend of mine came back from vacation without his beard, and I had grown one while he was gone. When we first laid eyes on each other it was an eerie moment.

Men come and go but the beard abides.

Great story btw. I also think it stands well on it's own.
by Betadog
Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:29 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Finis
Replies: 3
Views: 510

Re: Finis

The
Spoiler:
Never
Ending Story