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by tadmaster
Sat May 31, 2008 10:03 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Caution: Low-Flying Genitalia!
Replies: 9
Views: 1951

In that case, when the guards knocked it out of the air, would that be... black cock down? Actually, I think that's an actual film... let me check the library... Hrmm... Regarding Hiney.... Buttman and Rubbin'.... Edward Penishands.... Erectnophobia... Nope. Must have been thinking of something els...
by tadmaster
Sat May 31, 2008 9:54 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Undead important new voting block?
Replies: 16
Views: 2948

Had to go with "Other" because you didn't cover the largest actual voting segment: the dis-embrained bodies. They outnumber all of the undead put together! Since we can't even get behind an ID check at the polls, I know we'll never be able to institute the much needed knee/breathing tests: "Excuse m...
by tadmaster
Sat May 31, 2008 9:45 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Strange but true: Good movies coming out this summer!
Replies: 60
Views: 7580

Anybody else seen this trailer for The Happening? I don't know if it will be a good movie or not, but I'm already fairly unsettled by it. Yikes. Faces of Death with a plot and a twist ending? I'm with you on your earlier comments about Shyamalan... great so far, but worried about where he might be ...
by tadmaster
Sat May 31, 2008 9:35 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: NZ man convicted of assault with hedgehog
Replies: 2
Views: 1002

When the boy's mother intervened to prevent a second throw, Singalargh pulled down his trousers and exposed his buttocks. "He admitted to having been in possession of a hedgehog," police Constable Lyndon Reid said. Ah, but was he really in possession of his buttocks? That sounds like the real crux ...
by tadmaster
Sat May 31, 2008 9:24 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 065 - Old Clara's Favorites
Replies: 20
Views: 7056

strawman wrote:It is not true that McDonald's processed chicken is really Zombie McNuggets.
They use regular dead people. (The ones from China are extra hot.)
Would it be stereotyping to say I don't find them as filling?
by tadmaster
Fri May 23, 2008 1:30 pm
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Movie Ratings (Split from "Good Movies")
Replies: 10
Views: 2059

You're both right about your individual points, of course. No, children aren't really going to be slutty after watching Bambi; but if you look at the broad patterns built into "children's fare", there are a LOT of subtle societal messages buried beneath all of the "niceness". And I'm surprised no on...
by tadmaster
Tue May 20, 2008 11:29 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: "Werewolf" boy seeks medical silver bullet...
Replies: 6
Views: 2029

Why does so much of this cool stuff happen in India? Is it just statistically more likely? You know, I can imagine the Indians asking a similar thing... 'Why do we get all the freaks?' I suppose the grass is always going to be hairier on the other side of the ocean. You have hairy grass over there?...
by tadmaster
Sun May 18, 2008 6:26 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Hello... WHAT?
Replies: 9
Views: 1645

Oh, Noes! It's Godwin's Law!!

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by tadmaster
Sun May 18, 2008 6:19 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: And so it begins
Replies: 7
Views: 1546

Okay... not to derail the thread, but I think the ad-ware detected "Dick" (as in Philip K.) "treadmill", and "robo-"... oh, and probably nuts... and decided to offer me a banner ad for a Gay Fitness Club. Only intelligent advertising could zero in with such precision to offer me the three things I a...
by tadmaster
Sun May 18, 2008 6:14 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Its not a pig
Replies: 3
Views: 1260

I love the line "Despite his grand stature, Chilli only grazes on grass during the day and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat." It seems to imply an assumption on the writer's behalf that a cow that big should eat human flesh or something. Oh, I thought it was the "during the day" bit that was ...
by tadmaster
Sun May 18, 2008 6:02 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: FL teacher fired for wizardry
Replies: 3
Views: 965

Re: FL teacher fired for wizardry

Goldenrat wrote:A Florida teacher who made a toothpick disappear in class was accused of wizardry and let go. WTH is going on? Is is 2008 or 1808?

http://www.local6.com/news/16169506/detail.html
Apparently he took a job at Hogwarts not long after...
by tadmaster
Sun May 18, 2008 6:01 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: Not a good time to be a male genital
Replies: 4
Views: 1385

Also, apparently one of the legislators arguing against the ban (I think the guy mentioned in the article linked) called Truck Nutz an "expression of truckliness" in floor debate. Unfortunately, I doubt that's the dumbest thing ever said on the floor. :( You know the ones I don't get are the guys w...
by tadmaster
Sun May 18, 2008 5:58 am
Forum: Drabblenews
Topic: "Werewolf" boy seeks medical silver bullet...
Replies: 6
Views: 2029

Re: "Werewolf" boy seeks medical silver bullet...

Check out the baby pics of this poor hairy sprog , they are ace. I might like babies more if they were fuzzy all over... like my cats... hm. That would be AWESOME!! My God, the possibilities... I would grow that shite out and dreadlock my face! I would be the first trumpet-playing Wookiee!! I would...
by tadmaster
Sat May 17, 2008 2:12 pm
Forum: Bbardle
Topic: Sci-fi High - Lyrics
Replies: 49
Views: 16897

I think original artwork would be better anyway just for stylistic reasons. Like, I picture the storm-troopers actually smoking in the bathroom, which you couldn't do with a real clip from Star Wars. If there were any real clips, it would be better for them to be from really obscure stuff, like tha...
by tadmaster
Mon May 12, 2008 4:17 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 063 - Time Shift
Replies: 58
Views: 15359

Greetings! Not my first Drabblecast, but the first one that prodded me to join the forum. That, and I got tired of kissing Steve's butt and poking Russell with a stick, so I thought I'd try kissing Norm's butt and poking Mr. Tweedy with a stick. ;) I thought it was interesting that our AI heroine di...