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by SynapticJam
Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:58 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 1]
Replies: 109
Views: 34809

Re: MBDM 2012 - Feed Us Your Beast Suggestions

I resist the temptation to utter those two simple words which make the entire snake eating world tremble... Honey Badger But I will not utter them here! My second thought was for a hybrid monster consisting of the Brain eating Nandi Bear and the Mongolian Deathworm... Perhaps, the Lumbricus Ursus Bu...
by SynapticJam
Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I don't know about TOW honors, but it did remind me of CLP's fun twabble, so it gets points for that.
I remember that one. Made my day...
by SynapticJam
Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I can't take credit for this one. From #AncientHealines twitter meme... I did however add a few words and modify to fit twabble size... "I don't know how it happened. Wax was sound when it left the factory". Wing-maker denies blame for Icarus Air disaster. Liked it so much, I grabbed another one: Ic...
by SynapticJam
Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:35 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Sea our doom, not the ocean but a swamp.

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The oceans died a year ago
As Pols slandered and killed an industry.
But no one told the oceans;
It was one big lie, you see.
Nice introspective twabble. Like it.
by SynapticJam
Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Drowning. Can there be any worse way to die? You can't hold your breath any longer. Your lungs pull deeply. Desperately. That was waaaaay too dark... sorry about that folks... And now, for something completely different... He watched the bouncing bubbles as they danced before his eyes. Who could ha...
by SynapticJam
Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:31 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: 911 - What's your emergency?
Replies: 0
Views: 406

911 - What's your emergency?

“Would you recognize your assailant if you saw him again?” “It.” “Excuse me? Ma’am?” “It. You called it a ‘him’.” “Alright. Would you recognize it if you saw it again?” “Definitely. I’ll never forget it for as long as I live!” “Could you describe, uh, ‘it’?” “Gray coat, Look of total evil in its bea...
by SynapticJam
Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Drowning. Can there be any worse way to die? You can't hold your breath any longer. Your lungs pull deeply. Desperately.
by SynapticJam
Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:15 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Krinkin's Woods
Replies: 2
Views: 498

Re: Krinkin's Woods

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:“Ye fool. Know where ye trespass?” spat the razor-toothed goblin from his perch in the oak tree.
Liked the twist. Very nice.
by SynapticJam
Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:10 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Broken for you. For the forgiveness of sin.
Replies: 0
Views: 585

Broken for you. For the forgiveness of sin.

The blue sac hung low, like an azure diamond, glinting in the sunlight which streamed through the apse. If brother Maynard could but clutch the sacred relic to his bosom, all would be forgiven. This he knew. Nay, this he could feel in the very bowels of his being. He stood on the polished marble and...
by SynapticJam
Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:50 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I was so happy with that last Twabble I just had to pull another one out of 'someplace'. Pull from where? Read on my friend.

They say if you see three assholes in a row, the fourth is in the mirror. Unless of course, you happen to be a Proctologist.
by SynapticJam
Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:24 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Drip, drip, drip. Apparently, unlike sarcasm, abject deference and fawning doesn't sizzle, it just sits there sadly.
by SynapticJam
Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

PureChance wrote:He slunk between the server stacks: ghosts he could handle, but no-one had warned him about the zombies in the machines!
Spoken like a true admin. It's weird when the cd trays start sliding out by themselves...
by SynapticJam
Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

He thought he was so funny. He thought they were good natured jibes. Then I took off my prosthetic leg and beat him with it!
by SynapticJam
Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:That's so Wong.
Har! Didn't catch that at first...


But so Tasty
by SynapticJam
Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Where, oh where has your little dog gone? Personally, I'd check with Mr. Wong. I bet you he thought you said "wok the dog".
by SynapticJam
Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:30 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.

Teach a man to fish; he eats for a lifetime.

Turn a man into a fish, and you eat for a day.
This one makes me hungry...
by SynapticJam
Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:06 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Come to the kitchen! Witness the great sponge diaspora, seconded only by Dr. Stantz's mass sponge migration. Two Feet!
by SynapticJam
Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

ROU Killing Time wrote: Going Pro: Three kids. You're screwed now. Always outnumbered, and coffee is moot, since you can't even fit 7-11 swill into the budget.
Amen to that brother!
by SynapticJam
Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

And here's my twabble for the day... In keeping with my introspective look on life...

Have one kid, you're a parent. Have two, you're a referee. Have four? You're a frickin' rancher! It's Like herding cats!
by SynapticJam
Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:34 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7483
Views: 843181

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

For months, years, I have held off this craving. The want to know what it's like, today I gave in. I took a bite out of my arm. Tell me I'm not the only one who's contemplated this now and again. Only if I held it over a nice open flame for about 20 minutes, occasionally brushing it with BBQ sauce....