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by Tesseract
Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:02 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Do you know the black, howling void
Feeling existence burning away your skin
The end of all things
It lives on Drewry lane
by Tesseract
Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

She was born like many are, in the belly of a dying mother. From sparks of humanity's last creation, she formed and cried.
by Tesseract
Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:41 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Voiager pushed in at the solar system's gravitational edge. As it became interstellar, the entire world heard the rip.
by Tesseract
Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:21 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Scandalous!

Talking while chewing is a travisty!
by Tesseract
Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Always let the Roiding football player win" Said Hansel,"Artists aren't known for tearing off limbs when they lose."
by Tesseract
Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:06 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Maiden voyage. Here goes nothing... I won't kill you. I promise you, I won't. No, death will only come as a side effect of what I actually am going to do with you. Watch out for Lettuce, they tend to rip boats up. Today, I tried to brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. To tell the truth it was deli...
by Tesseract
Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

JMiriah wrote:
strawman wrote:Flagged for two absent commas.

No big deal? Consider:

Let's eat, grandpa! or
Let's eat grandpa!


If Strawman's spellchecker is lemon flavored, what flavor is his grammar checker, I wonder?


Fruity tooty, with a hint of mint.
by Tesseract
Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:58 pm
Forum: DrabbleArt
Topic: DARP Refresh
Replies: 12
Views: 3151

Re: DARP Refresh

Is setting off a nuclear device and capping the electromagnetic field a suitable form of art?
by Tesseract
Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:56 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:
Tesseract wrote: she reviled some deep understanding of poetry.


More Poetry deserves of to be reviled.


"revealed"
Never trust Spell Check. It's a monster that breeds passivity. Go to google, it's a much more reliable monster.
by Tesseract
Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:14 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I'd had it, after years of mastering physics I finally had the answer to every question. That's when I decided to wake up. I just had a strange run in with a ghost girl in one of my dreams where she reviled some deep understanding of poetry. Unfortunately I'd left my notepad in my other reality. Ev...
by Tesseract
Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:58 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

What do you do when you're being followed by a vampire? Bathe in ketchup, we tend to like our meals with a bit of seasoning.

Twisting hatred, those he tortured and left aware. You never know what you'll find when staring in to eyes of Fozzy bear.
by Tesseract
Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:43 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Crap, I dropped my heart in the can. NO! FLUFFY, THE FLUSH HANDLE IS NOT A MOUSE! Damn, Where's the number for the plumber?
by Tesseract
Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:33 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

emily wrote:My journey to the center of the earth was arduous, but it was worth it when I broke into the core and found caramel filling!


We all live on a cadbury egg, a cadbury egg, a cadbury egg....
by Tesseract
Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Astroguyz wrote:Kathy locked the door. Starting the coffee shop was worth it. At last, an audience for her “Pact with the Devil” stories.


You've locked me in a room
Telling me stories of doom
You have a book and you tell me to sign
The signature takes away my mind
by Tesseract
Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:13 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Nerve of Some People.
Replies: 0
Views: 391

The Nerve of Some People.

“Hey. You, fucking dog.” Vinny approached the furiously barking mutt that sat on the edge of his property line,” You want to shut that yap before I close it for yahs?” To Vinnys dismay the dog continued barking so he shouted again, “ That's a very nice doghouse buddy, shame if something broke it.” T...
by Tesseract
Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:46 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Nourishing Slaughter
Replies: 6
Views: 815

Re: Nourishing Slaughter

Scattercat wrote:Relevant.

ARGH! You got to it first!
by Tesseract
Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:05 pm
Forum: 2012 (season V)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!
Replies: 6
Views: 3013

Re: MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!

ROU Killing Time wrote:Yes, Necromander subjugates Mr.D'ed. Fight is now 2-1. Game over, man.

(Of course, Mr.D'ed my not qualify as "recently" dead, so maybe not...)

Judges ruling?


The horse runs at light speed, he's probably only been dead for a few days comparatively.
by Tesseract
Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:08 pm
Forum: 2012 (season V)
Topic: MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!
Replies: 6
Views: 3013

Re: MBDM 2012 R4 - Please call in, be on the podcast!

Done, but I forgot to say my name! ^6^ Why the frell is a necromancer in with an undead horse? Subjugation of MR D'ed!
by Tesseract
Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7260
Views: 508343

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack hits Jill with a candle stick. Blood will fly and Jill will die Jack bakes Jill in to a pie. I'll have to remember that one for my youngest niece, thanks! IIRC, you're only the second person to engage in twabble "poe-tree" (it's a rare and sacred fraterni...
by Tesseract
Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:35 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 246 – The Kidney
Replies: 15
Views: 4116

Re: Drabblecast 246 – The Kidney

This and the last episode have that in common: A pretty regular life story, but with golems for characters. Starts as an interesting concept, but goes 'off' as it goes 'on'. Plus, the kidney, instead of the heart? Why? Instead of evoking love lost, you want to evoke backed-up toilets lost? :? That ...

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