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by awgifford
Fri Mar 25, 2016 4:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I am the monster in the closet, the quite bump in the night. My name Nightmare and my weapon of choice is your imagination.
by awgifford
Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.
by awgifford
Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:37 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

One large soda, one large popcorn. As he sat down alone in the theater, Raymond smiled. He really enjoyed masturdating.
by awgifford
Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:39 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

A noise from my living room. I get up, grab my gun. BANG! Thump. Wait…? What…? Why is he…? I don’t have kids. Damn you Santa!
by awgifford
Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:30 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.
by awgifford
Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:58 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.
by awgifford
Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:55 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.
by awgifford
Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:29 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The sign read free puppies. The dogs were cute; the girl, more. He contemplated a moment. “No thanks, cats are tastier.”
by awgifford
Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:22 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Mathematical Error
Replies: 2
Views: 680

Mathematical Error

In August, people began to panic. After Thanksgiving, the suicide rate spiked. Then, the fateful day came and nothing happened. The earth didn’t open and swallow civilization whole; an asteroid didn’t try to smash its way through the planet. People cheered, shared champagne, and made babies. Holiday...
by awgifford
Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:51 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

A fire raged across the city of Chicago. Everyone blamed a cow. That strikes me as funny. Now, has anyone seen my matches?
by awgifford
Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:34 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891064

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

There's art in murder. A slice by night; a highway shooting gallery. Murder is beautiful, and you'll be my masterpiece.