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by Dolohov
Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:51 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888699

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My Angry Birds expertise proved me the best. The admirals all agreed I was Earth's last, best hope. My catapult awaited.
by Dolohov
Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:05 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Hottest Sauce
Replies: 0
Views: 580

The Hottest Sauce

Pitr rationed out the precious crimson fluid, fingers gripping the control knob. One drop. Two… Oh, good lord, dare he? Yes! Three! Hands trembling, he stopped the drip. The bottom of the tube bulged oily red liquid. He took the jar from under the drip, carefully mixed it, then discarded the stirrer...
by Dolohov
Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888699

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Working late at the office, the demoralized Kool-Aid advertising executive daydreamed of mass suicide by Coca-Cola.
by Dolohov
Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:33 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Pointer of Power
Replies: 3
Views: 954

Re: The Pointer of Power

It's true what they say: Power corrupts, PowerPoint corrupts, er, pointily.
by Dolohov
Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:23 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7562
Views: 888699

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Did you know that 99% of all of the brains that are consumed, are eaten by a mere 1% of the world's bears? #OccupyHalloween
by Dolohov
Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:52 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Moore's Law
Replies: 2
Views: 587

Re: Moore's Law

Nice one! Took me a little while to get the reference.
by Dolohov
Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:35 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Duck Hunt
Replies: 2
Views: 534

Duck Hunt

“This is going to be so sweet,” Billy said as he jammed the cheat pack onto the gray cartridge. He blew on the connectors and slid it into the Nintendo, then he picked up the orange gun. Three wild shots, and the dog came up. Mid-laugh, Billy popped it right between the eyes and it dropped like a st...
by Dolohov
Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:05 am
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Occupation
Replies: 13
Views: 1910

Re: Occupation

Poor Rob. He should look on the bright side: he's getting plenty of exercise, meeting new people, and he won't have to worry about his 401k!
by Dolohov
Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:40 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Platonic Forms
Replies: 8
Views: 1658

Re: Platonic Forms

strawman wrote:Always thought of him as a cave man.
*rimshot*
by Dolohov
Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:02 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Platonic Forms
Replies: 8
Views: 1658

Platonic Forms

“You think it’s true what he said, that everything we draw exists somewhere?” Rabbie said. “One of them ideal forms?” Wazzer didn't look up. “Dunno. Wicked idea, though.” Rabbie nodded wisely, then leaned over the desk to scrutinize Wazzer’s Sharpie work. “Bit small, innit?” “It’s the Platonic ideal...
by Dolohov
Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:45 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: The Rarest of Prey.
Replies: 10
Views: 1482

Re: The Rarest of Prey.

I think it could be funnier with a specific item/concept for the bait. What is it that attracts small, gray jobs?
A perfectly-sharpened #2 pencil?
by Dolohov
Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:31 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dancing With the Stars
Replies: 6
Views: 916

Re: Dancing With the Stars

Thanks! I'll store the bonus tentacles for later...
by Dolohov
Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Dancing With the Stars
Replies: 6
Views: 916

Dancing With the Stars

The astronaut finished the last of the welding. Striking a spark wasn’t easy in orbit, but the vacuum made for a nice clean weld. She swept her hand over her work, which had cooled instantly — not that she could tell through the plastic and mylar and whatever else. Fins and wings sprouted haphazardl...