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by TroyStJames
Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

tbaker2500 wrote:
TroyStJames wrote:The invisible man married a nice young woman, but something must have gone bad between them. I hear he can't see his kids. :wink:
Boo, hiss. :)
Some twabbles are winners and some aren't :P
by TroyStJames
Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:07 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The invisible man married a nice young woman, but something must have gone bad between them. I hear he can't see his kids. :wink:
by TroyStJames
Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:19 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The crowd at the gallows looked up, then down. Up. Down.

“That bungee noose is makin’ my neck sore,” one man finally said.

I love this one! Next they'll throw Nerf tomatoes at the stocks and burn witches tied to flame-retardant stakes.
by TroyStJames
Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:04 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I didn't explain why I needed the sewing kit. The first rule of Zombie Fight Club: you do not talk about Zombie Fight Club.
by TroyStJames
Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Eager to wipe out the human race, Patient Zero rushed to the mall but discovered how many moms carry anti-bacterial gel.
by TroyStJames
Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:28 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The average height of a U.S. zombie is 5'-10". Keep that in mind when setting up booby traps designed to take off the head.
by TroyStJames
Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:13 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

A fellow camper revealed his age when we came across a large, feral animal. We agreed it was either a grizzly or a bugbear.
by TroyStJames
Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:57 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

An emotionless sentry stands at the ready, waiting for a brave soul to cross the yard. Respect the ballistic flamingos!
by TroyStJames
Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:10 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Let's assume you're right: a hippocampus is not a college. Then where do they learn how to flip boats, Mr. Smarty-pants?
by TroyStJames
Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

TroyStJames wrote:Her whiskers tickled my cheek as she purred and explored my face. Who would have thought grandma was this affectionate?

:oops:

Thank you, Norm for reading this Twabble!! My granny would be so proud, but I had to put her down after she left denture marks on my forearm.
by TroyStJames
Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:47 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"Don't move! The scalpel is sharp." I checked the fortune cookie again and started to cut. It read, "Take up a new hobby."
by TroyStJames
Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

swamp wrote:It has been a while, but here goes:


Worldwide, every mobile device rang out in various tones. “Event notice: End Of The World in 15 minutes ”. I hit Dismiss.


Too often, I've made the same choice...Well done!
by TroyStJames
Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:16 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As an escalator without power becomes stairs, the sudden loss of air pressure turns my time machine back into a bicycle.
by TroyStJames
Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Mary had a little lamb
she savored every little bite.
But everywhere that Mary went
stories of her cruelty would incite.
by TroyStJames
Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:59 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

My leather sofa sleeper makes farting noises when the kids jump on it. Dad would get a kick out of this. Where is he anyway? :wink:
by TroyStJames
Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:52 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As kids, playing with an imaginary dinosaur was fun until Rexy turned on us and made not-so-imaginary puncture wounds.

:shock:
by TroyStJames
Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:02 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

charmedlocks wrote:The cupcake smelled of flour, sugar and icing, but there was something lurking under its surface. Happy Birthday Evan.

Sweet surprise...I love it!
by TroyStJames
Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:37 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The gypsy examined the cards she dealt and foretold, "You'll come into a large sum of money." Indeed, it was a full house.
by TroyStJames
Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:13 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Her whiskers tickled my cheek as she purred and explored my face. Who would have thought grandma was this affectionate?

:oops:
by TroyStJames
Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:02 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7703
Views: 1186264

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Christi wrote:I sampled the pure untainted Flavor. Converted, I fell to my knees, giving thanks and praise to the Cheeses of Nazareth.

Ha! Well done