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by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:02 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 100777

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Ode to Rabble Rousers:
Strawman, the huge troublemaker.
Stirring up fights, on the net.
We'll get him, that faker.
Flame him to death, you bet.
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 100777

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Lemony Fresh:
Phenopath, "We're not worthy!"
But what are those lemons for?
Merely to ward off the scurvy?
For use about the back door?


PS: If you think that "back door" = slang = "third input", I'm sure I'd deny any such notions. :)
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 100777

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Back atcha:
*Algernon sneers in F5iver's direction*. F5 is for losers and AOL users. Smarties use Greasemonkey or Perl script FTW.
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 100777

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Four Fics For the Fight? ======================== This first one's for you, Strawman. 8) Ode to Debate: He typed and posted savagely but there was no blood. His target was straw? But now the enemy sprang his ad hominem attack. Deadline: "Please! I can't write on demand; I need a muse." He thumbed th...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:38 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 100777

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Reprieve: Babs sat in the 'impact zone', her dread giving over to relief. "Hallelujah," she thought. The kids are finally asleep! Okay, storm's a'comin'. *lightning flashes, silhouetting Norm playing blues harp on a log* Algernon, suddenly remembers a dentist appointment... Uh, out of state... My c...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:47 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 100777

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Algernon whimpers and quakes.

F5iver menaces, not refreshes.

"Please don't hurt me!

"Not the stick... NOT THE STICK!"
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:03 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 100777

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Whoa, Algernon sweeping out from October last year as a new Twitfic force to be reckoned with. *F5iver and Phenopath seeth with rage* Alas, if he had only slightly edited his last missive, he would have complemented (or mocked?) Algie in 100 characters! ^^^^ Gratuitous, meta twitfic. ^^^^ :P ~~~~~~...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 100777

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Wow. Three pitches, two strikes. Good arm. The first was just off the plate, because "Using tongs, she poured..." isn't right (unless you have a new type of spouted tongs). But the idea itself is brilliant, so please rework it.: OK, is this clearer? ... Irreconcilable Differences (Take2): Crying, C...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 100777

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Twiple Twitfic? Irreconcilable Differences: Crying, Debra watched her wedding ring melt in the white-hot heat. Using tongs, she poured the metal into a bullet mold. Budget Cuts at the Lab: The beaker lay smashed on the floor, Ebola nanites splattered everywhere. Thus ended Doctor "Butterfingers" Jon...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:34 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 085 - Trifecta V
Replies: 18
Views: 3227

Goldenrat wrote: Pepe Le Pew was my least favorite Looney Tunes character. In fact, I hated that smelly SOB.
Then you should like the story, since it road-killed him. :wink:
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:39 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 085 - Trifecta V
Replies: 18
Views: 3227

Rape by tattoo, Demonic toys, and fresh skunk meat! What's not to enjoy? :D The first story was very original; the second was a good variation on standard themes, the third was inconsequential but enjoyable. Cookie? felt a little incomplete though. The conflict has been set up but then we do not see...